WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 4th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
Some scientists decided to do the following experiments on a dog.
For the first experiment, they cut one of the dog’s legs off, then they
told the dog to walk. The dog got up and walked, so they learned that a dog could walk with just three legs.
For the second experiment, they cut off a second leg from the dog, then they told the dog once more to walk.
The dog was still able to walk with only two legs.
For the third experiment, they cut off yet another leg from the dog and once more they told the dog to walk.
However, the dog wasn’t able to walk with only one leg.
As a result of these three experiments, the scientists wrote in their final report
that the dog had lost its hearing after having three legs cut off. 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman.
The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from
a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
“Go on,” said the Scot, “have another drink.”
The Englishman drank gratefully. “But don’t you want one, too?” he asked the Scotsman.
“Perhaps,” replied the Scotsman, “after the police have gone.” 😯🙂😂
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Why is the ‘Mystery Woman’ trying to kill Jake?
Answer: The correct answer was He left her waiting at church on their wedding day.
When she catches up with Jake, in a service tunnel, she is ready to shoot him. He gives a wonderful list of reasons why he did not turn up, then looks up at her with big brown puppy eyes, and she can’t resist him. As they embrace, Jake drops her into the mud and runs off with Elwood to escape their pursuers.
Tuesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
The Band’s first gig is at Bob’s Country Bunker. Their usual style of music nearly causes a riot.
What theme from a sixties western TV series do they play that pleases their audience?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
What does this symbol represent?
Bed Time
Answer: pillow = pill + O
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
Chris is a movie nut. There are 5 movie theaters in town. They are on 1st St., 2nd St., 3rd St., 4th St., and 5th St.. Chris went to a different theater each night for a week and saw a different movie. The films starred Julia Roberts, Angelina Jolie, Ashley Judd, Drew Barrymore, and Sharon Stone. The films were a drama, comedy, western, thriller, or mystery. From the clues given, determine the star, the theater, the genre, and the night on which Chris saw each film.
- He did not see the western first, but he saw it before the Drew Barrymore film, which he saw before the movie on 5th St.
- Neither Julia Roberts nor Ashley Judd played in the comedy, but one of them was in the film at 1st St.
- He saw the Ashley Judd film before the mystery, but after the drama.
- The films at 3rd St. and 4th St. were not the Angelina Jolie movie or the Sharon Stone western.
- The mystery starred Angelina Jolie.
- He saw the comedy before the thriller but after the film at 3rd St.
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