WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 30th, 2026
Funny Proverbs and Wise Sayings
Fools rush in where fools have been before.
It’s called “take home” pay because you can’t afford to go anywhere else with it.
Success is relative; the greater the success, the more relatives.
If at first you succeed, try to hide your astonishment.
You must have learned from others’ mistakes. You haven’t had time to think all those up yourself.
People like criticism; just keep it positive and flattering.
It’s OK to let your mind go blank, but please turn off the sound.
Worry kills more people than work because more people worry than work.
Middle age is when the broadness of the mind, and narrowness of the waist, change places.
When you’re getting kicked from behind, at least it means you’re in front.
Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they make great ancestors.
A junk is something you throw away three weeks before you need it.
Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.
Some people are like blisters. They don’t show up until the work is done.
Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you a mechanic.
Experience is a wonderful thing. It enables you to recognize a mistake when you make it again.
The one who snores will fall asleep first.
The probability of meeting someone you know increases greatly when you are out with someone you do not want to be seen with.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A Year 5 teacher was giving her Primary
pupils a lesson in developing logical thinking.
‘This is the scene’, said the teacher.
‘A man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river,
fishing. He loses his balance, falls in, and begins splashing and yelling for help.
His wife hears the commotion, knows he can’t swim, and runs down to the bank.
Why do you think she ran to the bank?’
A little girl raised her hand and asked, ‘To draw out all his savings?’ 😳😏😁
TUESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What 1991 psychological thriller and 1992 best picture features FBI trainee Clarice Starling seeking help from imprisoned serial killer to help catch another murderer?
Answer: The Silence of the Lambs!
“The Silence of the Lambs” was released in 1991 and follows Clarice Starling, an ambitious FBI trainee portrayed by Jodie Foster. Starling is assigned to interview the brilliant… uh, gourmand Dr. Hannibal Lecter, played by Anthony Hopkins. Her goal is to gain insight into the mind of a serial killer known as Buffalo Bill, whose crimes baffle investigators and grow more urgent by the day. The conversations between Clarice and Lecter feel less like interrogations and more like psychological duels, with each character probing the other for weaknesses. The movie struck a nifty balance between horror, suspense, and character-driven drama, earning Oscars for Best Picture, Director, Actor, Actress, and Screenplay.
WEDNESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1998 Coen Brothers cult comedy follows “The Dude” as he becomes embroiled in a kidnapping plot after a case of mistaken identity?
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
I break, she falls. I break, she falls. Who am I, and who is she?
Answer: I am day, and she is night.
WEDNESday’s Quizzler is….
A magazine competition invited people to come up with “invented” inventions of the cyber-age.
For example, a solar powered clothes drier (a rope) and a hand-held word processor (a pencil). Can you guess what this is?
It’s a graphic media emulator. High-resolution, thin-screen monitor that produces near-perfect emulations of all graphical media. Used as cosmetic analyzer.
What is it?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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