WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 29th, 2026
Ten Descriptive Paraprosdokian Examples
Evening news is where they begin with ‘Good evening’, and then proceed to tell you why it isn’t.
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism. To steal from many is research.
A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a workstation.
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you don’t need it.
I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but they have to check when you say the paint is wet?
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Have you noticed that there is neither apple nor pine in pineapple?
And there are no hogs in Hogmanay.
And why is it that writers write but fingers don’t fing, grocers don’t groce and hammers don’t ham?
Quicksand only works slowly.
If the plural of tooth is teeth, why isn’t the plural of booth beeth?
If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?
MONDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1997 sci-fi comedy stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as
secret agents policing extra-terrestrial activity on Earth?
Answer: Men in Black! Men in Black was released in 1997 and directed by Barry Sonnenfeld, adapting a lesser-known comic book by Lowell Cunningham into a fun summer blockbuster. Will Smith plays James Edwards, a sharp New York City cop recruited into a top-secret agency that monitors alien life quietly living amongst us hapless humans. Newly christened Agent J, Edwards’s partner is Agent K, portrayed by Tommy Lee Jones, a deadpan aging veteran whose stone-faced delivery.
TUESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
What 1991 psychological thriller and 1992 best picture features FBI trainee Clarice Starling seeking help from imprisoned serial killer to help catch another murderer?
MONDAY’s Quizzler….
“She” is a word that contains two personal pronouns: she and he.
What five-letter word beginning with “U” contains four personal pronouns?
Answer: usher: us, she, he, and her
TUESday’s Quizzler is….
I break, she falls. I break, she falls. Who am I, and who is she?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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