WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 28th, 2026
HERE’S THE STORY….
“If there are any idiots in the room, will they please stand up”, said the
sarcastic teacher. After a long silence, one freshman rose to his feet.
“Now then mister, why do you consider yourself an idiot?”, inquired the
teacher with a sneer. “Well, actually I don’t,” said the student,
“but I hate to see you standing up there all by yourself.” 😁😂🤣
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A guy said to God, “God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?”
God said yes. The guy said, “God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a
penny?” God said yes. The guy said, “God, can I have a penny?”
God said, “Sure, just a second.”😏😂😎
FRIDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1994 prison drama, adapted by Frank Darabont from a Stephen King novella,
centers on Andy Dufresne, who is serving a lifetime sentence for killing his wife and her lover?
Answer: The Shawshank Redemption! Frank Darabont wrote and directed “The Shawshank Redemption”, which was released in 1994. It’s adapted from Stephen King’s novella “Rita Hayworth and Shawshank Redemption”, which was published in the “Different Seasons” collection. Tim Robbins plays Andy Dufresne, a banker sentenced to life for the murders of his wife and her lover, while Morgan Freeman narrates as Ellis “Red” Redding. The film was nominated for several Academy Awards, and it went on to become one of the most beloved modern American films, despite a slow start at the box office.
MONDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Which 1997 sci-fi comedy stars Will Smith and Tommy Lee Jones as
secret agents policing extra-terrestrial activity on Earth?
FRIDAY’s Quizzler….
Diagramless is a special form of crossword puzzle. It is the same, just you have
no idea where the black squares are, you have to use the answers
to the clues and the numbers of them to figure that out.
Can you figure this diagramless out?
It is just a small, 4×4 grid, and there are two black squares.
Across Clues:
- Water Sport
- Best Grade
- __ top of; above
- Place of relaxation
- Water Level
Down Clues:
- Opposite of future
- Oxygen
- Fill by putting on
- Opposite of off
- 3.14
- Vowel between C and H
(the hint tells you where the two black squares are located)
Answer: Here are the answers to the rows.
Row 1 – POLO, Row 2 – A-ON, Row 3 – SPA-, Row 4 – TIDE
Here are the answers to the columns:
Column 1 – PAST, Column 2 – O-PI, Column 3 – LOAD, Column 4 – ON-E
MONday’s Quizzler is….
“She” is a word that contains two personal pronouns: she and he.
What five-letter word beginning with “U” contains four personal pronouns?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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