WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 14th, 2026

Here’s The Story….
A man who lived in a block of apartments, thought it was raining, and put his head
out the window to check. As he did so a glass eye fell into his hand.
He looked up to see where it came from in time to see a young
woman looking down, “Is this yours?” he asked.
She said, “yes, could you bring it up?” and the man agreed.
Upon his arrival she was profuse in her thanks and offered the man a drink.
As she was very attractive, he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said,
“I’m about to have dinner, there’s plenty; would you care to join me?”
He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal. As the evening
was drawing to a close the lady said, “I’ve had a marvelous evening.
Would you like to stay the night?”
The man hesitated then said, “Do you act like this with every man you meet?”
“Oh no,” she replied, “only those who catch my eye.” 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Funniest Quotes……
 
Everyday Life”I always arrive late at the office,
but I make up for it by leaving early.” — Charles Lamb

“I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise
they make as they go by.” — Douglas Adams

“I don’t understand how I can remember every word of a song
from 1984, but I can’t remember
why I walked into the kitchen.” — Unknown

“A day without sunshine is like,
you know, night.” — Steve Martin

“Aways forgive your enemies;
nothing annoys them so much.” — Oscar Wilde

“By all means let’s be open-minded, but not so
open-minded that our brains drop out.” — Richard Dawkins

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
In what 80s movie were Doc and Marty at Twin Pines Mall? 
 
Answer: Long before Tom Hanks won back-to-back Best Actor awards in the 1990s, he was starring in many silly comedies of the 1980s. “The Money Pit” starred Hanks with Shelley Long as a young couple who move from New York City to a country house that turns into a hilarious financial disaster. “Bachelor Party” was a sex romp that came out in 1984 and co-starred Adrian Zmed and Tawny Kitaen as Hanks’ soon-to-be wife in the film.
 
Tuesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!  
In what 80s movie were Doc and Marty at Twin Pines Mall?

Monday’s  Quizzler is….
Four women, Audrey, Brenda, Charlotte, and Dawn, and three men, Edgar, Frank, and George, are tennis players. These seven people consist of three heterosexual married couples, plus one widow. Whenever they play doubles, no man is on the same team as his wife. If a game of doubles is played, there is never more than one couple in this game. One day, four games were played:

1. Audrey and Edgar vs Brenda and Frank
2. Audrey and George vs Dawn and Frank
3. Brenda and Charlotte vs Frank and George
4. Charlotte and Edgar vs Dawn and George

Who is the widow?

ANSWER:  Charlotte is the widow.

First, we must figure out who Frank’s wife is. From games 1 and 2, we know that Frank’s wife cannot be Brenda or Dawn and must be Audrey or Charlotte. Let’s make Frank’s wife Charlotte and see what happens.

From games 2 and 4, we know that George’s wife cannot be Audrey or Dawn, and it obviously cannot be Charlotte either, so it must be Brenda. But game 3 features both Brenda and George, and Charlotte and Frank. So Frank’s wife cannot be Charlotte, and must therefore be Audrey.

From game 4, we know that George’s wife cannot be Dawn, and it cannot be Audrey either, so it must be either Brenda or Charlotte. If George’s wife is Charlotte, then Edgar’s wife cannot be Audrey or Charlotte, and must be Brenda or Dawn.

But now Edgar’s wife cannot be Brenda because game 1 features both Audrey and Frank, and Brenda and Edgar. It cannot be Dawn either because game 4 features both Charlotte and George, and Dawn and Edgar. Therefore, George’s wife cannot be Charlotte and must be Brenda.

If Frank’s wife is Audrey and George’s wife is Brenda, Edgar’s wife must be Charlotte or Dawn. Game 4 tells us that Edgar’s wife must be Dawn. Now that Audrey, Brenda, and Dawn have all been assigned husbands, this leaves only Charlotte without a husband.  

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
What does each word in each group have in common?

Group A
A baby
A cow
A shoe

Group B
A duck
A restaurant goer
Congress

Group C
A river
A cave
A face

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

CHECK THIS BOOK OUT online at https://www.amazon.com/dp/B07FF669PT/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1531337765&sr=1-1&keywords=The+Banquet+Servers+Hand+Guide#, Amazon.com: The Banquet Servers Hand Guide (Basic) eBook: Euclid Strayhorn: Kindle Store.  😳😳