WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 15th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
The symphony orchestra was performing Beethoven’s Ninth. In the piece, there’s a long passage,
about 20 minutes, during which the bass violinists have nothing to do.
Rather than sit around that whole time looking stupid, some bassists decided to sneak
offstage and go to the tavern next door for a quick one.
After slamming several beers in quick succession, one of them looked at his
watch and said, “Hey! We need to get back!”
“No need to panic,” said a fellow bassist. “I thought we might need some extra time,
so I tied the last few pages of the conductor’s score together with string.
It’ll take him a few minutes to get it untangled.”
A few moments later they staggered back to the concert hall and took their
places in the orchestra. About this time, a member of the audience noticed
the conductor seemed a bit edgy and said as much to her companion.
“Well, of course,” said her companion. “Don’t you see?
It’s the bottom of the Ninth, the score is tied, and the bassists are loaded.”😯😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Funniest Quotes……
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
Katharine Hepburn
Always remember that you are absolutely unique.
Just like everyone else. Margaret Mead
Do not take life too seriously. You will never
get out of it alive. Elbert Hubbard
If I were two-faced, would I be
wearing this one? Abraham Lincoln
It takes considerable knowledge just to realize the
extent of your own ignorance. Thomas Sowell
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
In what 80s movie were Doc and Marty at Twin Pines Mall?
Answer: Back To The Future! “Back To The Future” was a blockbuster release in 1985. The time travel sci-fi comedy starred Michael J. Fox as Marty McFly and Christopher Lloyd as Doctor Emmett Brown. In an opening scene, they meet at Twin Pines Mall and Marty learns about a time travel machine built into a DeLorean car.
Wednesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
Which member of “The Breakfast Club” was the jock?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
What does each word in each group have in common?
Group A
A baby
A cow
A shoe
Group B
A duck
A restaurant goer
Congress
Group C
A river
A cave
A face
ANSWER: Group A- a tongue
Group B- a bill
Group C- a mouth
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
In this teaser you have been given two (2) clues in each line. Each answer to the clue comprises six (6) letters. Each 6-letter word differs by only one (1) letter, which I have given you. Your task is to discover the answers to the clues provided. The order of the letters do not change.
Example:
Remove _ _ _ I _ _ / _ _ _ U _ _ Justify
Answer:
E X C (I) S E / E X C (U) S E
- Confuse R _ _ _ _ _ / C _ _ _ _ _ Bovines
- Invent _ _ _ _ T _ / _ _ _ _ S _ Furrow
- Endured _ A _ _ _ _ / _ I _ _ _ _ Tilted
- Joking _ _ N _ _ _ / _ _ R _ _ _ Bargain
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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