WELCOME to TUESDAY AUGUST 25th, 2026

Here’s The Story…. 
Ducking into confession with a turkey in his arms, Brian said, “Forgive me, Father,
for I have sinned. I stole this turkey to feed my family. Would you take it and settle my guilt?”

“Certainly not,” said the Priest. “As penance, you must return it to the one from whom you stole it.”

“I tried,” Brian sobbed, “but he refused. Oh, Father, what should I do?”

“If what you say is true, then it is all right for you to keep it for your family.”

Thanking the Priest, Brian hurried off.

When confession was over, the Priest returned to his residence. When he walked into
the kitchen, he found that someone had stolen his turkey. 😯😂

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
A man was wandering around a fairground and he happened to see a
fortune-tellers tent. Thinking it would be good for a laugh, he went inside and sat down.
“Ah…..” said the woman as she gazed into her crystal ball. “I see you are the father of two children.”
“That’s what you think”, the man laughed. I’m the father of THREE children.”
The woman grinned and said, “That’s what YOU think!” 😯

MONDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
I managed to get the Curtis family safely out of Yellowstone National Park via airplane while it collapsed. Who played me? 

Answer:  The correct answer was Thomas McCarthy!
McCarthy, a native of New Jersey, was cast as Gordon Silberman. Gordon worked as a plastic surgeon while wooing Jackson Curtis’s ex-wife, Kate. Jackson and Kate had two children, Noah and Lilly, with whom Gordon built a good relationship throughout the movie. In Gordon’s spare time, he often liked to fly and hoped to one day be experienced in the craft. Gordon used a plane to take the Curtis family, including Jackson, to Yellowstone National Park in order to retrieve a map to locate arks in China. While there, the park began to collapse due to the strange weather phenomenon and Gordon got Kate, Shelly and Noah into his plane with Jackson still behind them. Jackson ran towards the plane with Gordon yelling at Kate to get him into the plane since he was running out of room to take off. Once Jackson got into the plane, Gordon lifted the aircraft into the air and managed to get the family safely out of the demolished Yellowstone National Park. McCarthy starred in the movies “The Lovely Bones”, “Syriana” and “Good Night, and Good Luck”.

TUESDAYS July Movie Trivia of the day!  
I once was married to Kate. Who played me?

MONDAY’s Quizzler….
Given below are five pairs of words. Each pair sounds similar, but have
different meanings (they are homonyms). Can you find them?

Lift high – Bring down, destroy
Plant with ears – Labyrinth
Burial/Cremation formalities – Uses a pen and paper and forms legible words
To communicate with God – Carnivore’s target
Watery part of milk that separates when milk turns to curds – The route or the course traveled from one place to another

Answer:  Raise – Raze
Maize – Maze
Rites – Writes
Pray – Prey
Whey – Way       

Tuesday’s  Quizzler is….
Golden treasures I contain,
Guarded by hundreds and thousands.
Stored in a labyrinth where no man walks,
Yet men come often to seize my gold.
By smoke I am overcome and robbed,
Then left to build my treasure anew.

What am I?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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