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MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to MNDAY AUGUST 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story…..A duck walks into a bar and goes up to the bartender.The bartender says “What can I get you?”Duck:… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 27th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner — Mother Potato and her three daughters.Midway through the meal,… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 6th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..An elderly guest phones the hotel reception to complain that he is trapped in his room.“I can’t get out,”… Read more “MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 12th, 2026 Here’s The Story…. The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes… Read more “FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 25th, 2026 Here’s The Story……….Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY MAY 13th, 2026 Punicious Punography…………..Humour, Puns and Word-playPunicious PunographyI used to have a fear of hurdles, but I got over it. I’m reading a… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 8th, 2026 How I Met My Wifeby Jack Winter, the New Yorker, July 25, 1994(A Tale in Undone Orphan Negatives)It had been a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 8th, 2026 ParaprosdokiansSentences that Throw you a Curve.A man is incomplete until he marries. Then he is finished. There but for the grace of… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 21st, 2026 Here’s The Story…..When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordereda unique treatment: an IV drip mixing… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 3rd, 2026 Here’s The Story……A man runs into the vet’s office carrying his dog, screaming for help. The vet rushes him back toan… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”