WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 6th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
An elderly guest phones the hotel reception to complain that he is trapped in his room.
“I can’t get out,” he complains.
“Why not?” asks the receptionist. “Have you tried the door?”
“Of course I have,” says the elderly guest. “I’m not daft. But there are three doors in here.
The first is the bathroom, the second is the wardrobe, and the third has a sign on it saying, Do Not Disturb!”
A recent retiree asked his doctor if he thought he would live to the age of 100.
The doctor, in reply, asks him, “Do you smoke?”
“No,” replies the man. “I’ve never smoked.”
The doctor nods. “Do you drink alcohol?”
“No,” replies the man. “I’ve never touched a drop of alcohol in my life.”
The doctor nods. “Do you gamble, drive fast cars, and fool around with women?”
“No,” replies the man. “I’ve never done any of those things either.”
The doctor raises his eyebrows. “Then why, oh why, would you want to live to be a hundred?” 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Funniest Quotes……
“According to most studies, people’s number one fear is public speaking.
Number two is death. Death is number two. Does that seem right? That
means to the average person, if you have to go to a funeral, you’re better
off in the casket than doing the eulogy.” —Jerry Seinfeld
“I don’t believe in reincarnation, and I didn’t believe in it
when I was a hamster.” —Shane Richie
“Always go to other people’s funerals; otherwise
they won’t come to yours.” —Yogi Berra
“I used up all my sick leave, so
I called in dead.” —Anonymous
“The difference between ‘try’ and ‘triumph’
is just a little umph!” —Marvin Phillips
“I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound
they make as they fly by.” —Douglas Adams
“Work is a necessity for man. Man invented
the alarm clock.” —Pablo Picasso
Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Can you find the Best Picture Oscar winner in this sentence?
“The amateur cryptographer’s messages were easily decodable.”
Somewhere within that sentence is a Best Picture Oscar winner. Scan it,
find the film, and then see which of the clue answers best applies.
Answer: Child of deaf adults! You can find the film in the sentence: “…messages were easily deCODAble.”
“CODA” was the first film from a streaming service (Apple TV+) to win the Best Picture Oscar, which it did at the 94th Academy Awards in 2022. “CODA” is an acronym for Child of Deaf Adults, and it also accomplished the rare feat of winning Best Picture with only three total nominations overall, something that hadn’t happened in 90 years (“Grand Hotel”). The film is about a Massachusetts high-school student named Ruby, who is the only hearing person in her family, who struggles to balance her responsibilities to the family’s fishing business with her ambition to become a singer.
Mondays July Movie Trivia of the day!
Scanning this sentence, can you find the Best Picture Oscar winner?
“Please write the memo on lighter colored paper than that gray tablet.”
Concealed within that sentence is a Best Picture Oscar winner. Which clue applies to that film?
Friday’s Quizzler is….
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?
Natural Talent
ANSWER: Musically Inclined
Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Five friends- Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, Joey and Ross- all get together for a birthday dinner. Each friend had something different to drink with their dinner, and each had something different to eat. Based on the clues below, can you figure out which friend had what to drink, what they had to eat and how old each was?
Drinks: Wine, water, champagne, coffee and cocktail
Food: Steak, quiche, soup, fish and chicken.
Ages: 27, 28, 29, 30, 31
- The person who had the steak was a year younger than Joey.
- Phoebe is the oldest; the youngest friend had water to drink.
- The friend who had quiche is the second oldest.
- The friend who had water also had the fish.
- The friend who was 29 had the chicken.
- Ross was the only guy that had an alcoholic beverage.
- Rachel is a year younger than Joey.
- The friend who had coffee was 2 years younger than Phoebe.
- The girl who had the wine also had the steak.
- The person who had the quiche also had champagne.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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