WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 3rd, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
It is a little known fact that before he became a famous movie star Yul Brynner had a 
ob in a bank. He was responsible for processing loan applications, and had a very strict boss.
One unbreakable rule was that when Yul had an application ready for approval, he was to
give it to an office boy to walk it down the hall to the Loan Processsing Department – he was
never to do this himself, but was to stay in his own office at all times.

One day a very important man came in to set up a loan. This man was very impatient, and
when Yul could not find an office boy to take the paperwork to the loan department, the man
insisted that Yul do it himself to save precious time. 
Brynner let himself be bullied into it, with some misgivings.

As bad luck would have it, on his way down the hall he passed an open window, and a sudden
breeze tore the papers out of his hand into the street below! He panicked when he realized he
would have to tell his boss that the papers were lost! Very fearful of being fired,
he confessed to his deed, but he was not fired.
Instead his boss gave him an ultimatum. He said he would let this one infraction go, but in the future…
“Yul, never walk a loan!”😯😂

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Funniest Quotes……

“We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could
accomplish if we used the other 60%.” —Ellen DeGeneres

“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the
William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.” —Billy Connolly

“When it doubt, look intelligent.”
—Garrison Keillor

“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity;
and I’m not sure about the universe.” —Albert Einstein

“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize
half of them are stupider than that.” —George Carlin

“User: the word computer professionals use
when they mean ‘idiot.’” —Dave Barry

“If stupidity got us into this mess,
then why can’t it get us out?” —Will Rogers

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
 In this sentence, can you find the Best Picture Oscar winner?
“If you do find a shamrock you’ll be due a lot of greenbacks!”
Somewhere within that sentence is Best Picture Oscar winner. Work out which film, and then see which of the clue answers best applies.

Answer: Set in Philadelphia! You can find the film in the sentence: “If you do find a shamROCK You’ll…”
When “Rocky” won the Best Picture Oscar at the 49th Academy Awards in 1977, it was considered a major upset, as the film, starring Sylvester Stallone as the underdog boxer Rocky Balboa, beat out a more critically acclaimed lineup of other nominees including “All the President’s Men”, “Network”, and “Taxi Driver.” But the story of a struggling club fighter and debt collector in Philadelphia who gets an unexpected shot at a heavyweight championship match against Apollo Creed won over the movie-going public.

Fridays July Movie Trivia of the day!  
Can you find the Best Picture Oscar winner in this sentence?
“The amateur cryptographer’s messages were easily decodable.”
Somewhere within that sentence is a Best Picture Oscar winner. Scan it,
find the film, and then see which of the clue answers best applies.

Thursday’s  Quizzler is….
I live within the winter’s heart,
much shorter than my kin.
I stretch ‘ere most summer games start,
but still I never win.

ANSWER: The month of February
February stretches every leap year, which coincide with most Summer Olympic Games.
  

Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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