WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 2th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A senior couple stops at a roadside restaurant for lunch while driving to the coast.
After a nice lunch, they return to their car and drive for about 20 minutes before the
wife suddenly realises that she has left her glasses in the restaurant.
The husband complains bitterly about having to stop the car, turn around and drive all
the way back to the restaurant. “How could you be so forgetful as to leave your glasses
behind?” he grumbles. “At this rate, by the time we get back to the coast, it will be time
to head back home again. I really could do without all this.”
He is still moaning when they pull up outside the restaurant, so much so that his wife is
glad to climb out of the car. However, just as she does so, he says,
“Oh, and while you’re in there, you may as well get my hat!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Funniest Quotes……
“We use 10% of our brains. Imagine how much we could accomplish
if we used the other 60%.” —Ellen DeGeneres
“My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William
Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger.” —Billy Connolly
“When it doubt, look intelligent.”
—Garrison Keillor
“Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and
I’m not sure about the universe.” —Albert Einstein
“Think of how stupid the average person is and realize
half of them are stupider than that.” —George Carlin
Thursday’s June Movie Trivia of the day!
Here is the next sentence: “It was a sham letting the politicians push that bill through.”
Somewhere within that sentence is a Best Picture Oscar winner. Work out where that film is,
and then see which of the clue answers best applies.
Answer: William Shakespeare!
You can find the film in the sentence: “It was a sHAM LETting the politicians…”
The 1948 film adaptation of William Shakespeare’s classic tragedy, “Hamlet”, directed by and starring Sir Laurence Olivier, won the top prize at the 21st Academy Awards in 1949. It was the first British production and the first film made outside the Hollywood studio system to win the Best Picture Oscar. Sir Laurence also won Best Actor, playing the title role as the Prince of Denmark who struggles with inaction regarding his intention to avenge his father’s murder by killing his uncle Claudius.
Thursdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
In this sentence, can you find the Best Picture Oscar winner?
“If you do find a shamrock you’ll be due a lot of greenbacks!”
Somewhere within that sentence is Best Picture Oscar winner. Work out which film, and then see which of the clue answers best applies.
Thursday’s June Quizzler is….
Trixie is the most athletic girl in her grade. She is a star player on the baseball, soccer, and basketball teams. Four boys, Al, Ben, Carl, and Dan have a crush on her. Because Trixie is so passionate about sports, she wants her boyfriend to play the same three sports she does. Here are some facts:
- No two of the four boys plays the same number of the sports baseball, soccer, and basketball.
- Only one boy plays baseball but not soccer, and this boy is either Al or Dan.
- Only one boy plays basketball but not baseball, and this boy is either Ben or Carl.
- Either Al and Carl both play baseball, or neither plays baseball.
- Either Ben and Dan both play soccer, or neither plays soccer.
Who should Trixie date?
ANSWER: Trixie should date Carl.
Fact 1 can only work if one of the four boys plays only one sport, another plays two sports, a third plays all three sports, and the last plays no sports at all. from facts 4 and 5, we have four scenarios:
- Al and Carl both play baseball and Ben and Dan both play soccer. This cannot work because now none of the boys can play no sports at all.
- Neither Al nor Carl plays baseball, and neither Ben nor Dan plays soccer. This cannot work because now none of the boys can play all three sports.
- Neither Al nor Carl plays baseball, and Ben and Dan both play soccer. But now neither Al nor Dan plays baseball but not soccer. So, from fact 2, this cannot work.
- Al and Carl both play baseball, and neither Ben nor Dan plays soccer. Since the other three scenarios cannot work, this must be the correct one.
Since Carl plays baseball, fact 3 tells us that Ben plays basketball but not baseball. Now that we know that Al and Carl both play baseball and Ben plays basketball, Dan must be the one who plays no sports at all.
Since Dan does not play baseball, fact 2 tells us that Al plays baseball but not soccer. Now that we know that none of Al, Ben, and Dan play soccer, Carl must be the one who plays all three sports, and therefore the one that Trixie should date.
Thursday’s July Quizzler is….😎😎
I live within the winter’s heart,
much shorter than my kin.
I stretch ‘ere most summer games start,
but still I never win.
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