WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 27th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
One night, the Potato family sat down to dinner — Mother Potato and her three daughters.
Midway through the meal, the eldest daughter spoke up. Mother Potato?”
she said, “I have an announcement to make.”

“And what might that be?” said Mother, seeing the obvious excitement in her eldest daughter’s eyes.

“Well,” replied the daughter, with a proud but sheepish grin, “I’m getting married!”

The other daughters squealed with surprise as Mother Potato exclaimed, “Married! That’s wonderful!
And who are you marrying, Eldest daughter?”

“I’m marrying a Russet!”

“A Russet!” replied Mother Potato with pride. “Oh, a Russet is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!”

As the family shared in the eldest daughter’s joy, the middle daughter spoke up.
“Mother? I, too, have an announcement.”

“And what might that be?” encouraged Mother Potato.

Not knowing quite how to begin, the middle daughter paused, then said
with conviction, “I, too, am getting married!”

“You, too!” Mother Potato said with joy. “That’s wonderful! Twice the good news in one evening!
And who are you marrying, Middle Daughter?”

“I’m marrying an Idaho!” beamed the middle daughter.

“An Idaho!” said Mother Potato with joy. “Oh, an Idaho is a fine tater, a fine tater indeed!”

Once again, the room came alive with laughter and excited plan for the future,
when the youngest Potato daughter interrupted. “Mother? Mother Potato?
Um, I, too, have an announcement to make.”

“Yes?” said Mother Potato with great anticipation.

“Well,” began t he youngest Potato daughter with the same sheepish grin as her eldest
sister before her, “I hope this doesn’t come as a shock to you, but I am getting married, as well!”

“Really?” said Mother Potato with sincere excitement. “All of my lovely daughters married!
What wonderful news! And who, pray tell, are you marrying, Youngest Daughter?”

“I’m marrying Dan Rather!”

“DAN RATHER?!” Mother Potato scowled suddenly. “But he’s just a common tater!”😯🙂😂
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
Classic Long Jokes That Never Fail
These classic long jokes have been making people laugh for years.  
 
 A woman walks into a psychiatrist’s office and says, “Doctor, you’ve got to do something about my husband—he thinks he’s a refrigerator!”
“I wouldn’t worry too much about it,” says the doctor.  “Lots of people have harmless delusions.  It will pass soon enough.”
“But you don’t understand,” says the woman.  “He sleeps with his mouth open, and the little light keeps me awake!”
Lost on a rainy night, a nun stumbled across a monastery, and asked for shelter.  Fortunately, she was just in time for dinner, and was treated to the best fish and chips she’d ever had. After dinner, she went into the kitchen to thank the chefs.  She was met by two monks. “Hello,” said the first.  “I’m brother Michael and this is Brother Charles.”“I’m pleased to meet you,” said the sister.  “I just wanted to thank you for a wonderful dinner.  The fish and chips were the best I ever tasted.  Out of curiosity, who cooked what?” Brother Charles replied, “Well, I’m the fish friar.” The nun turned to Brother Michael and said, “Then you must be…” “That’s right,” he said.  “I’m the chip monk.” 😯

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!    
Johnny Galecki, Leonard of “The Big Bang Theory”, played what character in “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation”?

Answer: Rusty Griswold! 
Rusty Griswold, the son of Clark Griswold, was played by different actors in each of the “Vacation” movies. In “National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation” in 1989, Rusty was played by Johnny Galicki at the age of fourteen in one of Johnny’s earliest roles on film. He later became a lead actor on the CBS comedy “The Big Bang Theory” as Leonard Hofstadter. “Christmas Vacation” also starred Randy Quaid as Cousin Eddie, Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold, and John Randolph as Clark Griswold Sr.

 
Mondays July Movie Trivia of the day!  
From where does Elwood pick up his brother, Jake?

Friday’s  Quizzler is….
Below the surface I reside
For your whole life, there do I hide

If any part of me were to appear
The situation may be severe

In a desolate place I may be seen
Just a remnant of what had once been

While one’s soul pends for a home celestial
I’m in a fixed location terrestrial

What am I?

Answer:  a skeleton
lines 1-2: The bones making up your skeleton lie beneath your flesh and skin.
lines 3-4: If any part of your skeleton were to be exposed, you would be in need of urgent medical attention.
lines 5-6: In a place such as a desert, skeletons of animals are sometimes found.
lines 7-8: One’s skeleton may remain underground while (for the faithful) the fate of one’s soul remains undetermined.

MONDAY’s Quizzler….
A man walks into a building and begins to wander around. After a few moments, someone hears a firecracker go off. A moment or two later, smoke can be smelled, and the fire department is called.

What caused the fire, and did the man in question have anything to do with it?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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