WELCOME to TUESDAY JULY 28th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A guy goes on a walking holiday in Ireland. One day, while out walking,
he became hungry so he decided to stop at a little cottage and ask for
something to eat. The lady of the house invited him in and served him
a bowl of soup by the fire. There was a wee pig running around the house.
It kept running up to the visitor, jumping up on him excitedly
and giving him a great deal of attention.
“I’ve never seen a pig so friendly,” said the man.
“Ah,” replied the woman, “he’s not that friendly.
That’s his bowl you’re using.” 😯
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Long Jokes That Never Fail
These classic long jokes have been making people laugh for years.
A guy walks into a casino and sees a dog playing poker. He sees a security guard
standing nearby and asks him, “Is that a dog over there, playing poker?”
“Yep,” answers the guard, “sure is.”
“Well, is he any good?” the guy asks.
“No,” says the guard. “Every time he has a decent hand, he wags his tail.”
Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
From where does Elwood pick up his brother, Jake?
Answer: Joliet Prison! Jake is released from Joliet after serving three years of a
five year sentence for attempting to rob a gas station. He did it to get money to pay the band.
Tuesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
What kind of vehicle is Elwood driving when he picks up Jake?
Monday’s Quizzler is….
A man walks into a building and begins to wander around. After a few moments, someone
hears a firecracker go off. A moment or two later, smoke can be smelled, and the fire department is called.
What caused the fire, and did the man in question have anything to do with it?
Answer: Static electricity started the fire, as this is based entirely off a REAL experience. This answer is so unbelievable, I copy and pasted the newspaper article here to try and explain how it actually came to be.
SYDNEY (Reuters) – An Australian man built up a 40,000-volt charge of static electricity in his clothes as he walked, leaving a trail of scorched carpet and molten plastic and forcing firefighters to evacuate a building. Frank Clewer, who was wearing a woolen shirt and a synthetic nylon jacket, was oblivious to the growing electrical current that was building up as his clothes rubbed together.
When he walked into a building in the country town of Warrnambool in the southern state of Victoria Thursday, the electrical charge ignited the carpet.
“It sounded almost like a firecracker,” Clewer told Australian radio Friday.
“Within about five minutes, the carpet started to erupt.”
Employees, unsure of the cause of the mysterious burning smell, telephoned firefighters who evacuated the building.
“There were several scorch marks in the carpet, and we could hear a cracking noise — a bit like a whip — both inside and outside the building,” said fire official Henry Barton. Firefighters cut electricity to the building thinking the burns might have been caused by a power surge.
Clewer, who after leaving the building discovered he had scorched a piece of plastic on the floor of his car, returned to seek help from the firefighters.
“We tested his clothes with a static electricity field meter and measured a current of 40,000 volts, which is one step shy of spontaneous combustion, where his clothes would have self-ignited,” Barton said.
“I’ve been firefighting for over 35 years and I’ve never come across anything like this,” he said.
Firefighters took possession of Clewer’s jacket and stored it in the courtyard of the fire station, where it continued to give off a strong electrical current.
David Gosden, a senior lecturer in electrical engineering at Sydney University, told Reuters that for a static electricity charge to ignite a carpet, conditions had to be perfect. “Static electricity is a similar mechanism to lightning, where you have clouds rubbing together and then a spark generated by very dry air above them,” said Gosden.
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
A vacationing family sitting around the campfire has the following conversation:
- Father: What day is it? I am sure it isn’t Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
- Mother: Well that’s not very helpful dear. Besides yesterday was Friday.
- Father: No, now that I think about it, yesterday wasn’t Friday, tomorrow is Friday.
- Jon: The day after tomorrow is Thursday.
- Meg: You are nuts. Tomorrow is Thursday.
- Mother: Actually, it’s probably Thursday today.
- Jon: All we know for sure is that it wasn’t Sunday yesterday.
If only one statement above is true, what day of the week is it?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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