WELCOME to WEDNESDAY JULY 28th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A frog goes into a bank and approaches the teller. The frog sees from the name
plate that the teller’s name is Paddy Whack. So the frog says, “Mr. Whack, I’d like a loan to buy a boat.”
Paddy Whack looks at the frog in disbelief and asks how much he wants to borrow.
The frog says 30,000 dollars. The teller asks his name and the frog says his name is
Kermit Jagger and that he knows the bank’s manager.
Paddy explains that 30,000 dollars is a lot of money, that the frog must secure
some collateral against the loan and asks if he has any collateral.
The frog says, “Sure. I have this” and the frog produces a tiny pink elephant, about
half an inch tall, bright pink and perfectly formed.
Confused, Paddy explains that he must consult with the manager and disappears into
a back office. Whack finds the manager and says, “There’s a frog out front named “Kermit Jagger”
who says he know you and wants to borrow 30 grand. And he wants to use this as collateral.”
Whack holds up the tiny pink elephant. “I mean, what is this?”
The bank manager replies, “It’s a knick-knack, Paddy Whack! Give the frog a loan! His old man’s a Rolling Stone!”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
I opened a bakery because I kneaded the dough
My math book has too many problems
I wanted to learn boxing but I got punched by the idea
I opened a library for bad jokes. It was overdue
I became a gardener because I wanted to grow as a person
My pencil broke. It was pointless
I started a band with my alarm clock. We had great timing
I quit fishing. Something felt off the hook
I tried yoga but I lost my balance emotionally
I bought a ladder because I wanted to step up
I joined a choir because I like to sing-le
I made a belt out of watches. It was a waist of time
Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What kind of vehicle is Elwood driving when he picks up Jake?
Answer: The correct answer was a police car!
Elwood bought the police car cheaply at an auction after he had exchanged the original
‘Bluesmobile’ for a microphone. Jake is not impressed until Elroy shows him the car’s
power by jumping over an opening bridge.
Wednesdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
Elwood and Jake visit the orphanage where they were brought up. What do they call the nun there?
Tuesday’s Quizzler is….
A vacationing family sitting around the campfire has the following conversation:
- Father: What day is it? I am sure it isn’t Tuesday, Wednesday or Thursday.
- Mother: Well that’s not very helpful dear. Besides yesterday was Friday.
- Father: No, now that I think about it, yesterday wasn’t Friday, tomorrow is Friday.
- Jon: The day after tomorrow is Thursday.
- Meg: You are nuts. Tomorrow is Thursday.
- Mother: Actually, it’s probably Thursday today.
- Jon: All we know for sure is that it wasn’t Sunday yesterday.
If only one statement above is true, what day of the week is it?
Answer: Number each person’s statement and write down the list of days that it could be according to each statement.
- Monday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
- Saturday
- Thursday
- Tuesday
- Wednesday
- Thursday
- Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
The only day mentioned one time is Monday. Therefore it must be Monday, otherwise one of the other statements would be true.
WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?
Once, Emperor Akbar wanted to find out which of his courtiers was the most intelligent. He put forth to them a test, announcing that whoever won the test would be awarded the title of “The Most Intelligent Courtier”.
He brought a piece of white cloth, laid himself down on the floor, and said whoever could cover him with the cloth from head to toe would get the award.
Several courtiers tried, but to no avail. If they covered the Emperor’s head, the toes remained uncovered.
Finally, Birbal came in and achieved what none of the courtiers could achieve! What did he do?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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