WELCOME to THURSDAY JULY 29th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A man named Bob was going to take a vacation in Mexico for a week, he wanted to experience
true Mexican food so he went to a restaurant that was off the beaten path He found a restaurant
called Queso Fresco This was his first night there and upon sitting down he noticed a plate at the
next table that a young lady was eating, and what appeared to be two large meatballs on her plate.
When the waiter came to Bob’s table he asked the waiter what the lady was eating because it looked
delicious, the waiter explained that’s El Nono, and it’s served two to three times a week, it is bull testicles,
quite a delicacy in this town. You see we have local bullfights in town, and when the bull is defeated and
the Matador wins, the bull’s testicles are clipped and served the next day. Bob explained that he was here
for several days is there any chance he could get an order of it? The waiter assured Bob that he would hold
an order if he would like to come back in two days, Bob agreed. He returned in two days and was served
the El Nono. When Bob was finished the waiter came to take his plate and asked Bob what he thought of
his meal? Bob said oh it was delicious, but I noticed that size of my portion was quite a bit smaller than
the ladies that I saw the other day why is that? The waiter smiled and said
“You see, sometimes the bull wins” 😯🙂😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
A guy installs a smart fridge. Now the fridge sends messages asking why it keeps getting opened every ten minutes.
A man tries yoga to relax. Instead he discovers muscles he never knew existed.
A student studies for five minutes and decides that is enough learning for the day.
A man buys a fitness watch. It congratulates him for walking to the fridge.
A guy downloads a sleep app. Now his phone sleeps better than he does.
A person says they love running. Mostly running late.
A man joins a gym. Three months later he still has not gone but he feels stronger emotionally.
Someone asks if a tomato is a fruit. Another person says yes but do not put it in fruit salad unless you want confusion.
A kid tells his dad he wants to grow up to be a comedian. The dad says you already tell enough jokes at dinner.
A man tries to eat healthy but pizza keeps interrupting.
A person buys a planner to organize life. Now the planner is full but life is still confused.
A man says he will start jogging tomorrow. Tomorrow has been very busy for years.
Someone starts a diet and realizes the hardest part is saying goodbye to snacks.
A guy says he reads every day. Mostly menus.
A person says adulthood is just googling how to do everything.
Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Elwood and Jake visit the orphanage where they were brought up. What do they call the nun there?
Answer: The correct answer was The Penguin!
The Penguin tells them that the orphanage will close if it is not able to pay $5,000 owing in taxes. Jake offers to get the money but the nun furiously says that she will accept no money that is the result of crime.
Thursdays July Movie Trivia of the day!
The preacher at the Triple Rock Church is played by which iconic rhythm and blues singer?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Emperor Akbar once ruled over India. He was a wise and intelligent ruler, and he had in his court the Nine Gems, his nine advisors, who were each known for a particular skill. One of these Gems was Birbal, known for his wit and wisdom. The story below is one of the examples of his wit. Do you have it in you to find out the answer?
Once, Emperor Akbar wanted to find out which of his courtiers was the most intelligent. He put forth to them a test, announcing that whoever won the test would be awarded the title of “The Most Intelligent Courtier”.
He brought a piece of white cloth, laid himself down on the floor, and said whoever could cover him with the cloth from head to toe would get the award.
Several courtiers tried, but to no avail. If they covered the Emperor’s head, the toes remained uncovered.
Finally, Birbal came in and achieved what none of the courtiers could achieve! What did he do?
Answer: He politely requested the Emperor to lie on his side and pull up his knees, and then
he could easily cover the Emperor from head to toe!
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
Every clue below can be answered with a two word phrase in which
each word contains OR. Your job is to figure out what they are. Good luck.
- Person on an assembly line
- Whiskey made from ears of a certain vegetable
- Vet with an equine practice
- 1970s-’80s tennis champ from Sweden
- Listing in the Guinness Book
- Home of Texas Christian University
- Person who gives a kidney or liver
- Piece of fiction not as long as a novel
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