WELCOME to FRIDAY JULY 31th, 2026
Here’s The Story…..
A man got a parrot which could already talk. It had belonged to a sailor and had a big vocabulary.
However, the man soon discovered that the parrot mostly knew bad words. At first he thought it was
funny, but then it became tiresome, and finally, when the man had important guests, the bird’s
bad words embarrassed him very much. As soon as the guests left, the man angrily shouted at the parrot,
“That language must stop!”. But the bird answered him with curses. He shook the bird and shouted again,
“Don’t use those ugly words!” Again the bird cursed him.
Now the man was really angry. He grabbed the parrot and threw him into the refrigerator. But it had no effect.
From inside the refrigerator, the parrot was still swearing. He opened the door and took him out, and again
the bird spoke in dirty words and curses. This time, the man opened the door of the freezer,
threw the bird into it, and closed the door.
This time there was silence. After two minutes, the man opened the door and removed the very cold parrot.
Slowly the shivering parrot walked up the man’s arm, sat on his shoulder and spoke into his ear, sounding very frightened:
“I’ll be good, I promise… Those chickens in there… what did they say?” 😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Classic Jokes That Never Fail
One day a student was taking a very difficult essay exam. At the end of the test, the prof
asked all the students to put their pencils down and immediately hand in their tests.
The young man kept writing furiously, although he was warned that if he did not stop
immediately he would be disqualified. He ignored the warning, finished the test 10 minutes
later, and went to hand the test to his instructor. The instructor told him he would not take the test.
The student asked, “Do you know who I am?”
The prof said, “No and I don’t care.”
The student asked again, “Are you sure you don’t know who I am?”
The prof again said no. So the student walked over to the pile of tests, placed his
in the middle, then threw the papers in the air.
“Good” the student said, and walked out. He passed.
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
The preacher at the Triple Rock Church is played by which iconic rhythm and blues singer?
Answer: The correct answer was James Brown!
James Brown was a top artist in the music field. He has been a singer, dancer, actor, songwriter and bandleader. His professional career began in 1956 and he was still appearing at major events until the year of his death in 2006. Among his most famous songs are “Night Train”, “I Got You (I Feel Good)”, “Papa Got a Brand New Bag”, and “It’s a Man’s World.”
Fridays July Movie Trivia of the day!
What does Jake offer to buy from the man at the next table in the dining room of Chez Paul?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Every clue below can be answered with a two word phrase in which
each word contains OR. Your job is to figure out what they are. Good luck.
- Person on an assembly line
- Whiskey made from ears of a certain vegetable
- Vet with an equine practice
- 1970s-’80s tennis champ from Sweden
- Listing in the Guinness Book
- Home of Texas Christian University
- Person who gives a kidney or liver
- Piece of fiction not as long as a novel
Answer: 1. Factory Worker
2. Corn Liquor
3. Horse Doctor
4. Bjorn Borg
5. World Record
6. Fort Worth
7. Organ Donor
8. Short Story
FRIDAY’s Quizzler….
I will keep you warm at night.
And I too will keep away the fright.
I will always be very near.
And will be with you to wipe away the tears.
I was with you from the very first day.
And until the last, I won’t go away.
I will help bring the light in your eyes.
And always help to keep your decisions wise.
The world can be a dreadful place.
But I’ll hold your hand, just in case.
Depend on me, I won’t let you down.
It hurts me so to see you frown.
I am there while you sleep, and when you wake.
A friend like this is not a fake.
You will learn the name in which to call.
When you need a hand to catch your fall.
A love like this can not compare.
To every second that we share.
I was as close to you as one can physically get.
Closer than what you think I bet.
I’m always right there by your side.
And will be the one in which you can confide.
You’ll see my title in many places.
You’ll hear my name said by strange faces.
You’ll see me on a Calendar and hear me referred to as nature.
You’ll even hear me in a Bible, in school, or a movie – I’ll wager.
But even heard in all these places I am ONLY YOURS forever.
And we will always be each others – No matter what endeavors.
I alone am not famous, but my title is said by all.
And until the day I’m gone will be at your beck and call.
Everybody needs one, at least to be around.
And most will know them by this one simple sound.
Do you know who or what I may be?
I’m sure you do if you think of me.
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