WELCOME to MONDAY MAY 25th, 2026

Here’s The Story……….
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.

I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’

I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me,
but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine.’

And the other person says: ‘So what are you up to?’

What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking this is too bizarre so I say: ‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling.’

At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?’

Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be polite and end the conversation.
I tell them ‘No, I’m a little busy right now!’

Then I hear the person say nervously… ‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back.
There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps talking to me.’ 😮😮
 
That’s my story and Im stickking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“Archeologists investigating an ancient shipwreck in Italy have discovered pills over
2,000 years old. Meanwhile, my mom was like, ‘That date is just a recommendation.
They’re still good.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“A woman has been charged with filing a false police report after posting that she had
been kidnapped on Facebook. People grew suspicious when the woman ‘liked’
her own kidnapping.” -Conan O’Brien

“Thursday is Thanksgiving. Now’s the time to call all your family and apologize to them
in advance for all the things you’re going to say when you get drunk.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This actor plays is an autistic savant, meaning he has impaired social interaction but at the same time can demonstrate other capabilities in excess what one would consider normal. The other sibling, Charlie Babbitt , is left little of his father’s multi-million estate and learns that he has a unknown brother (Raymond Babbitt) who is living in a mental institution, who is the major beneficiary of the estate.

Answer: Raymond Babbitt! Dustin Hoffman won his first Academy Award for Best Actor in the 1980 movie “Kramer vs. Kramer”. His second Oscar came with his role as Raymond Babbitt in the 1989 movie “Rain Man”. Raymond Babbitt is an autistic savant, meaning he has impaired social interaction but at the same time can demonstrate other capabilities in excess what one would consider normal. The other sibling, Charlie Babbitt (Tom Cruise), is left little of his father’s multi-million estate and learns that he has a unknown brother (Raymond Babbitt) who is living in a mental institution, who is the major beneficiary of the estate. Charlie tries to obtain the bulk of the estate from his brother but eventually gets to admire and understand Raymond and is finally proud to have him as family.
 
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This actor is an FBI trainee and is assigned to interview a former psychiatrist and imprisoned cannibalistic serial killer. 

Friday’s Quizzler is….
 One example of where you will find me,
Is many locations inside of one building.

When I’m new I’m remarkably plain,
But after first use, I’m never the same,
People clean me a lot, but I’m never like new,
The changes come off, but leave residue.

You will have seen me in your early years,
I’m definitely a tool for the eyes, not the ears,
But there is a sound that I can make,
To cause the strongest man to quake.

I feel I should give more of a clue,
But I don’t want to make it too easy for you.

I may have bored you, or enthralled,
But can you tell me what I’m called?
 
ANSWER:  A chalkboard (or blackboard)

Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎

There are over fifty members in my family;
Yet none quarrel. We all live merrily.

Four leaders have we, all with a bride;
Each has a son who has great pride.

We also have servants who make funny gestures;
But they are hardly used, as they often pester.

The peasants are at the bottom of the line;
Although they outnumber us, they haven’t a right mind.

What are we?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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