WELCOME to FRIDAY MAY 22nd, 2026

Here’s The Story……….
Heavy snow had buried my van in our driveway. My husband, Scott, dug around
the wheels, rocked the van back and forth and finally pushed me free. I was on
the road when I heard an odd noise. I got on my cell and called home. “Thank God
you answered,” I said when Scott picked up. “There’s this alarming sound coming
under the van. For a minute I thought I was dragging you down the highway.”
“And you didn’t stop?” 😮🙁😥😆
 
That’s my story and Im stickking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

  
“Climate change could eventually wipe out crops like strawberries and grapes.
Even worse, that means edible arrangements will soon be
100 percent cantaloupe.” -Jimmy Fallon

“In honor of International Women’s Day, McDonald’s is flipping its golden
arches to resemble a W instead of an M. And we can’t even show you
what they did over at Hooters.” -Seth Meyers

“Apple’s new futuristic headquarters, Apple Park in Cupertino, California, is
having some problems. The building is filled with so much clear glass that
employees have reportedly been walking into glass walls. I guess Apple
shouldn’t have installed windows.” -James Corden 🤣

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
As a duo they had many chart-topping singles, but it was in the 1987 movie “Moonstruck” that this actress won her first Academy Award for Best Actress. Loretta Castorini was a 37-year-old Italian American widow who lived with her parents. She becomes engaged to Johnny (Danny Aiello) but while Johnny is overseas, she falls in love with his younger brother.

Answer: Loretta Castorini Born Cherilyn Sarkisian but better known as Cher, she is an American actress and singer. She was part of the folk rock duo of “Sonny & Cher” with her former husband Sonny Bono. As a duo they had many chart topping singles but it was in the 1987 movie “Moonstruck” that Cher won her first Academy Award for Best Actress. Loretta Castorini was a 37 year old Italian-American widow who lived with her parents.
She becomes engaged to Johnny (Danny Aiello) but while Johnny is overseas she falls in love with his younger brother.

 
Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This actor plays is an autistic savant, meaning he has impaired social interaction but at the same time can demonstrate other capabilities in excess what one would consider normal. The other sibling, Charlie Babbitt , is left little of his father’s multi-million estate and learns that he has a unknown brother (Raymond Babbitt) who is living in a mental institution, who is the major beneficiary of the estate.

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
This teaser is based on ‘funny’ alternative definitions a word could have if you broke the word up into its syllables and treated the syllables as words in themselves. I will provide a list of words and a list of definitions, it is your job to match them up.

They are meant to be a bit light hearted and may not have perfect pronunciation so work the words in your head a bit. Having the definitions should provide help in this regard. Also note that sometimes the ‘new word’ syllables may not only be using one syllable in the word.

An example would be:
Word: Contemplate “Con template”: A stencil that criminals are made from.

Words:
Avoidable
Misty
Selfish
Relief
Eyedropper

Definitions:
What trees do in the spring
What the owner of a seafood store does
A clumsy ophthalmologist
How golfers create divots
What a bullfighter tries to do
 
ANSWER: Avoidable (uh-voy’-duh-buhl’) : What a bullfighter tries to do
Misty (mis-tee’) : How golfers create divots
Selfish (sel’-fish’) : What the owner of a seafood store does
Relief (ree-leef’) : What trees do in the spring
Eyedropper (i’-drop-ur) : A clumsy ophthalmologist
 

Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
One example of where you will find me,
Is many locations inside of one building.

When I’m new I’m remarkably plain,
But after first use, I’m never the same,
People clean me a lot, but I’m never like new,
The changes come off, but leave residue.

You will have seen me in your early years,
I’m definitely a tool for the eyes, not the ears,
But there is a sound that I can make,
To cause the strongest man to quake.

I feel I should give more of a clue,
But I don’t want to make it too easy for you.

I may have bored you, or enthralled,
But can you tell me what I’m called?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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