WELCOME to FRIDAY JUNE 12th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
The most unfair thing about life is the way it ends. I mean, life is tough. It takes up a lot of your time. What do you get in the end of it? Death. What’s that…a bonus? I think the life cycle is all backwards.
(1) You should die first, you know, start out dead, get it out of the way. You wake up in a an old age home, feeling better every day.
(2) You get kicked out for being too healthy, go collect your pension, then, when you start work, you get a gold watch on your first day.
(3) You work 40 years until you’re young enough to enjoy your retirement. You drink alcohol, you party, play golf, you’re generally promiscuous (hey, you’ve only got a few years left, what’s the big deal?!?) and you get ready for High School.
(4) Then you go to primary school, you become a kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, and, finally, you become a baby;
(5) The last step, you spend your last 9 months floating peacefully with luxuries like central heating, spa, room service on tap, larger quarters everyday!
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
QUOTES OF THE DAY…
“A Japanese company created a $150 noise-canceling ramen fork
to cover up slurping noises. So, if you’ve got 150 bucks to spend
on a fork – why are you eating ramen?” -Jimmy Fallon
“A fast food restaurant in Australia is celebrating Halloween by offering
a hamburger in a blue bun, sprinkled with real ants and worms.
Or as Arby’s calls that, ‘The No. 6.'” -Conan O’Brien
“Amazon is introducing a new service called Amazon Key, which will
allow delivery men to open your front door and put packages directly
inside your house. I don’t have a joke here. I just wanted to tell you
how you’re going to be murdered. Sleep tight, folks.” -James Corden
Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
“Chicago” won Best Picture of 2002, but which film won Best Director?
Answer: Saving Private Ryan! “Saving Private Ryan” was nominated for Best Picture of 1998, but lost to “Shakespeare in Love”. “Schindler’s List” did win Best Picture in 1993. “E.T.” lost to “Gandhi” in 1982 and “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” wasn’t even nominated, although Spielberg was.
FRidays Movie Trivia of the day!
“Chicago” won Best Picture of 2002, but which film won Best Director?
Thursday’s Quizzler is….
Trixie is the most athletic girl in her grade. She is a star player on the baseball, soccer, and basketball teams. Four boys, Al, Ben, Carl, and Dan have a crush on her. Because Trixie is so passionate about sports, she wants her boyfriend to play the same three sports she does. Here are some facts:
- No two of the four boys plays the same number of the sports baseball, soccer, and basketball.
- Only one boy plays baseball but not soccer, and this boy is either Al or Dan.
- Only one boy plays basketball but not baseball, and this boy is either Ben or Carl.
- Either Al and Carl both play baseball, or neither plays baseball.
- Either Ben and Dan both play soccer, or neither plays soccer.
Who should Trixie date?
ANSWER: Trixie should date Carl.
Fact 1 can only work if one of the four boys plays only one sport, another plays two sports, a third plays all three sports, and the last plays no sports at all.
From facts 4 and 5, we have four scenarios:
- Al and Carl both play baseball and Ben and Dan both play soccer. This cannot work because now none of the boys can play no sports at all.
- Neither Al nor Carl plays baseball, and neither Ben nor Dan plays soccer. This cannot work because now none of the boys can play all three sports.
- Neither Al nor Carl plays baseball, and Ben and Dan both play soccer. But now neither Al nor Dan plays baseball but not soccer. So, from fact 2, this cannot work.
- Al and Carl both play baseball, and neither Ben nor Dan plays soccer. Since the other three scenarios cannot work, this must be the correct one.
Since Carl plays baseball, fact 3 tells us that Ben plays basketball but not baseball. Now that we know that Al and Carl both play baseball and Ben plays basketball, Dan must be the one who plays no sports at all.
Since Dan does not play baseball, fact 2 tells us that Al plays baseball but not soccer. Now that we know that none of Al, Ben, and Dan play soccer, Carl must be the one who plays all three sports, and therefore the one that Trixie should date.
Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I live within the winter’s heart,
much shorter than my kin.
I stretch ‘ere most summer games start,
but still I never win.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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