WELCOME to MONDAY JUNE 15th, 2026

Here’s The Story….  
A man was sitting alone in his office one night when a genie popped up out of his ashtray.

“And what will your third wish be?”

The man looked at the genie and said, “Huh? How can I be getting a third wish when
I haven’t had a first or second wish yet?”

“You have had two wishes already,” the genie said, “but your second wish was for me
to put everything back the way it was before you made your first wish. Thus, you remember
nothing, because everything is the way it was before you made any wishes.
You now have one wish left.”

“Okay,” said the man, “I don’t believe this, but what the heck. I’ve always wanted to
understand women. I’d love to know what’s going on inside their heads.”

“Funny,” said the genie as it granted his wish and disappeared forever,
“That was your first wish, too!” 😮😮😎

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

QUOTES OF THE DAY…

“Astronomers say they now know the approximate weight of the Milky Way.
They found this out by adding 10 pounds to the Milky Way’s weight
on its Tinder profile.” -Conan O’Brien

“A man in Georgia was arrested for stealing a Krispy Kreme doughnut truck
and leading police on a high-speed chase. The police charged him with one
count of grand theft irony.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A survey by the national retail foundation said that some people even give
their fish Valentine’s Day gifts. A good way to tell that you’ve lost your mind
is if you give your fish a Valentine’s Day gift.” –Jimmy Kimmel

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
“Chicago” won Best Picture of 2002, but which film won Best Director?

Answer: The Pianist! Roman Polanski won Best Director for “The Pianist”. Stephen Daldry was nominated for “The Hours”, Martin Scorsese was nominated for “Gangs of New York”, but Peter Jackson was not nominated for “The Two Towers”. Jackson won Best Director the following year, however, for “The Return of the King”.
 
 
Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Frank Lloyd won Best Director for 1928-1929 for his film “The Divine Lady”. Which movie won Best Picture? 

Friday’s Quizzler is….
I live within the winter’s heart,
much shorter than my kin.
I stretch ‘ere most summer games start,
but still I never win.

ANSWER:  The month of February
February stretches every leap year, which coincide with most Summer Olympic Games.
  

Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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