WELCOME to THURSDAY JUNE 11th, 2026
Here’s The Story….
Two friends are discussing the possibility of love.
“I thought I was in love three times,” one friend says.
“How so?” his friend asks.
“Five years ago I deeply cared for a woman
who wanted nothing to do with me.”
“And that wasn’t love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was obsession. Then two years ago
I deeply cared for an attractive woman who didn’t understand me.”
“Was that love?”
“No,” he replies. “That was lust. And just last year I met a woman
aboard a cruise ship to the Caribbean. She was smart, funny, and
a great conversationalist. And everywhere we met on that boat,
I would get this strange sensation in the pit of my stomach.”
“Was that love?” his friend asks.
“No,” he replies. “That was seasickness.” 😮😂
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
QUOTES OF THE DAY…
“An Italian winery is releasing five limited-edition bottles of Hello
Kitty-themed wine for the holiday season. Its the perfect gift
for your alcoholic niece.” -Seth Meyers
“Two hundred cows recently died in a field in Wisconsin. Nobody
knows the cause of death, but they suspect boredom.” -Conan O’Brien
“A brewery in Oregon is coming out with a new Sriracha-flavored beer.
That’s right, beer that tastes like hot sauce. They said it’s the perfect
beverage for finding out if you’re an alcoholic: ‘There’s only one beer
left and it has hot sauce in it – just give it to me!'” -Jimmy Fallon
Wednsday’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Steven Spielberg won his second Best Director Oscar for which Best Picture nominee?
Answer: Saving Private Ryan! “Saving Private Ryan” was nominated for Best Picture of 1998, but lost to “Shakespeare in Love”. “Schindler’s List” did win Best Picture in 1993. “E.T.” lost to “Gandhi” in 1982 and “Close Encounters of the Third Kind” wasn’t even nominated, although Spielberg was.
Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!
“Chicago” won Best Picture of 2002, but which film won Best Director?
Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
Can you determine which common word or phrase this picture represents?
Hey, Miss!
ANSWER: Misunderstood
Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Trixie is the most athletic girl in her grade. She is a star player on the baseball, soccer, and basketball teams. Four boys, Al, Ben, Carl, and Dan have a crush on her. Because Trixie is so passionate about sports, she wants her boyfriend to play the same three sports she does. Here are some facts:
- No two of the four boys plays the same number of the sports baseball, soccer, and basketball.
- Only one boy plays baseball but not soccer, and this boy is either Al or Dan.
- Only one boy plays basketball but not baseball, and this boy is either Ben or Carl.
- Either Al and Carl both play baseball, or neither plays baseball.
- Either Ben and Dan both play soccer, or neither plays soccer.
Who should Trixie date?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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