WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 15th, 2026
 
Honest Brand Slogans

Hallmark: “When you care enough to give a card mass-produced by a corporation.”

Ritz crackers: “Tiny, edible plates.”

CliffsNotes: “They’re still going to know you didn’t read the book.”

Gillette: “We’re just going to keep adding blades.”

ChapStick: “You’ll misplace it before the tube’s empty.”

Hot Pockets: “Every bite is a different temperature.” 

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a GREAT THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
Traveling down the interstate and needing to use the bathroom, 
I stopped at a rest area and headed to the restrooms.
I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice from the other stall saying: ‘Hi, how are you?’
I’m not the type to start a conversation in the restroom and I don’t know what got into me,
but I answered, somewhat embarrassed, ‘Doin’ just fine.’
And the other person says: ‘So what are you up to?’
What kind of question is that? At that point, I’m thinking
this is too bizarre so I say: ‘Uhhh, I’m like you, just traveling.’
At this point I am just trying to get out as fast as I can when
I hear another question. ‘Can I come over?’
Ok, this question is just too weird for me but I figured I could just be
polite and end the conversation. I tell them ‘No, I’m a little busy right now!’
Then I hear the person say nervously… ‘Listen, I’ll have to call you back.
There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps talking to me.’ 😶😌😂

WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!      
Katherine Nolan, who occasionally came across as cold ultimately ended up a widow and pregnant.
She told her sister that there was one thing she couldn’t imagine, realistically, about giving birth this time. What was it?

Answer: The idea of having the baby in a hospital. Kate’s sister Sissy had her baby in a hospital, and it caused Katherine to dream of doing the same, but it was not an affordable option. Katherine MAY have appeared a little cold-hearted at times, but it was simply her ‘lot in life’ to be that way. She assumed her daughter Francie would end up where she was – raising children, slaving to make ends meet, selflessly going about life day by day – so had little use for her daughter’s hunger for education. It was somewhat easy to see that the women, older and younger, were really a lot alike in terms of will and in the way the world worked. Both chose to be victims of nothing and got on with things as best they could.

 
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
Upon Johnny’s death in “A Tree Grows In Brooklyn” his beloved (and heartbroken) daughter was fervent about collecting
one of his possessions, which she cherished as a tangible memory of him. What did she quickly go out and claim that had belonged to her father?

WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
 Which letter comes next in the following sequence?

S, N, E, P, O, H, C, _

Answer: E.

Why? Each group of four consecutive letters, when read in reverse, form a word:
SNEP – pens
NEPO – open
EPOH – hope
POHC – chop
OHCE – echo  

THURSday’s  Quizzler is….
Once, there was a lovesick tiger who fell in love with a lovely lioness. However, her pride rejected him,
and they were not allowed to be together because he was different.

Heart sickness and grief caused the lovely lioness to lose all of her fur. Even though it was a sad sight,
the tiger was overjoyed! Now he would shave off all of his fur. Then he could pretend to be a large lion and be with his beloved.

Unfortunately, they did not get to live happily ever after! His plan failed. Even with his fur gone, everyone could tell he was a tiger.

Ignoring any obvious size differences, how did the pride know that he was obviously still a tiger?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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