WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 2nd, 2026
PUNOGRAPHY…
Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: ‘Does this taste funny to you?’
When cannibals ate a missionary, they got a taste of religion.
Two fish swim into a concrete wall. The one turns to the other and says ‘Dam!’
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: ‘A beer please, and one for the road.’
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
Two Eskimos sitting in a kayak were chilly, so they lit a fire in the craft. Unsurprisingly it sank,
proving once again that: You can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was excellent.
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a salted.
What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.
A jump-start cable walks into a bar. The bartender says, ‘I’ll serve you, but don’t start anything.
‘Doc, I can’t stop singing’ The Green, Green Grass of Home’. ‘That sounds like Tom Jones Syndrome.’ Is it common? ‘Well, It’s Not Unusual’.
The invisible man marries the invisible woman. The kids were nothing to look at either.
I went to a seafood disco last week and pulled a mussel.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn’t find any.
Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Ermentrude, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’
I don’t believe you’, says Ermentrude. ‘It’s true, no bull!’ exclaims Daisy.
‘Deja Moo’: The feeling that You’ve heard this bull before.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
King Ozymandias of Assyria was running low on cash after years of war with the Hittites.
His last great possession was the Star of the Euphrates, the most valuable diamond in the
ancient world. Desperate, he went to Croesus, the pawnbroker, to ask for a loan. Croesus
said, ‘I’ll give you 100,000 dinars for it.”But I paid a million dinars for it,’ the King protested.
‘Don’t you know who I am? I am the king!’ Croesus replied, ‘When you wish to
pawn a Star, makes no difference who you are.’ 😲
THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
What supernatural thriller released in 1999 is about a young boy who claims he can see dead people and the psychologist trying to help him?
Answer: The Sixth Sense!
“The Sixth Sense” came out in 1999 and was written and directed by M. Night Shyamalan, which established Shyamalan as a mainstream filmmaker. The story centers on Malcolm Crowe, a child psychologist played by Bruce Willis, who is trying to help a troubled young boy named Cole Sear, portrayed by Haley Joel Osment. Cole confides that he can see and communicate with dead people, a reveal that profoundly shapes both his life and Malcolm’s understanding of his own. (Yeah, I know you know the ending, but I promised no spoilers!)
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
This Cold War spy thriller, based on a Tom Clancy novel, was released in 1990 and centers on a Soviet submarine captain going rogue with a cutting-edge nuclear submarine. What movie is it?
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
What word does not belong to the group below? Why?
Earth
CD’s
Clock
Venus
DVD’s
Watch
Answer: Earth
The rest of the words all involve something that spins clockwise.
CD’s/DVD’s spin clockwise in machine
Clock/Watch have hands moving clockwise
Venus rotates clockwise on its axis
Earth is not unique. All of the planets in our solar system, except for Venus, rotate anti-clockwise on their axes.
Title: Aussie toilets are commonly misrepresented to spin clockwise due to the Coriolis effect.
FRIday’s Quizzler is….
A riddle game is played below,
Can you name this charming fellow?
Someone looks me in the eye
I know who, and I know why
I know them well, and they know me
A very special bond, have we
We share the same thoughts, and the same place
We agree always in every case
Linked to the very last degree
If I should die then so would he
I never see my friend once blink
Nor twice nor ever, I should think
Though I will see him sometimes wink
But I see him come to the very brink
Of when his eyes will finally blink
Everyone has a friend like mine
Some hate them, some think them fine
Some people love them more than air
Whilst others wish they were not there
Mine will not move without consent
Though I could not make him repent
I like him, though, for when I smile
He smiles back for all the while
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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