WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 222th, 2026
 
HERE’S THE STORY….
A baby turtle was standing at the bottom of a large tree and with a deep sigh, started to climb.
About an hour later, he reached a very high branch and walked along to the end. He turned and
spread all four flippers and launched himself off the branch. On landing at the bottom in a pile of soft,
dead leaves, he shook himself off, walked back to the bottom of the tree and with a sigh started to climb.
About an hour later, he again reached the very high branch, walked along, turned, spread his flippers and flung himself off the branch.
Again, he landed on the bottom, shook himself off, went to the bottom of the tree, sighed and started climbing.
Watching these proceedings from the end of the branch were two little birds. Mommy bird turned to Daddy bird and said,
“Don’t you think it’s time we told him he was adopted?” 😳
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a HAPPY TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

 
 Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes
 A woman was in court charged with the attempted murder of her husband.
“But why did you stab him over a hundred times?” asked the judge.
“Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant, “It wasn’t my fault.
I didn’t know how to switch off the electric carving knife!” 😯

MONDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Neely Nolan, the young son who got rather thrust into the role of being the man of the family, often behaved like what he thought a man would behave like (although he was generally unsure if he was doing it right). His devotion to his big sister was unchallengeable, though, and he stuck with her through thick and thin. As Francie matured she asked him once, in a softer moment, “Am I good looking?”. He grumbled out a response to that girly question. What did he say?
 
Answer:  “You’ll pass.” That was Neely being sweet! He followed that up with “Cut the mush!”. More than probably he had spent his whole life battling the odds, this way or that, with his big sister and it never occurred to him that she was a girl, much less a budding young woman! Neely was played by a boy named Ted Donalsdon, another child actor who outgrew his Hollywood favor. In his middle age he was spotted working in a bookstore in California.

 
TUESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!  
“A Tree Grows In Brooklyn”? Maybe it was the Tree Of Life – one that never goes away completely and branches out in all directions. That’s what the movie speaks of. This impoverished family managed to grow and survive, roots and branches intertwined and strong. The evidence that the past is only a curtain call to the present and future came when Francie received a gift from her ‘dead’ father upon her graduation day. What did Johnny leave for his beloved first born?

MONDAY’s Quizzler….
 What phrase is this?

Interrogator. “Who stole the gold?”

Parsley. “…”
Sage. “…”
Rosemary. “…”
Thyme. “It was Basil.”

 Answer:   Only time will tell.
lit. Only the herb Thyme (time) will tell who stole the gold.

TUESday’s  Quizzler is….
I had a mistress, with beauty and grace,
With a curious hand and fair of face.
She was the first on earth, and made of clay.
I was a gift to Epimethius on their wedding day.
The Gods, they warned her to let me be.
But none of their warnings did she heed.
You see, my mistress was alone one day,
When to me her inquisitive hand did stray.
She gave you sickness, destruction, and greed,
And all of the things from which evil does feed.
But do not be angry, do not mope.
The last she gave you? It was hope.

What am I and who was my mistress?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.

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