poetry – The World According to the Eucman!

Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!

WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 21st, 2026 Here’s The Story…..When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordereda unique treatment: an IV drip mixing… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 20th, 2026 Here’s The Story…..After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn’t startbecause it was out of gas. A passer-by… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY FEBRUARY 20th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY JANUARY 30th, 2026 Here’s The Story….A child asked his father, “How were people born?” So his father said, “Adam and Eve made babies, then their… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNSDAY DECEMBER 31st, 2025 Here’s The Story….A man comes home from work one day to find his dog with the neighbor’s pet rabbit in his… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

Here’s The Story…..In order to make the world a better place, the following rules will take immediate effect across the planet. 7a. Anyone who reaches the front of… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY JULY 7th, 2025 Here’s The Story….Conjoined twins walk into a pub in Toronto and park themselves on a bar stool. One of themsays to… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY APRIL 24, 2025 Here’s The Story…..A real woman is a man’s best friend. She will never stand him up and never let him down.She… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY NOVEMBER 14, 2024 Marriage Definitions BACHELOR: A nice guy who has cheated some nice girl out of her alimony. BRIDE: A woman with a… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 13, 2024 Here’s The Story……The supermarket had a sale on boneless chicken breasts and I intendedto stock up. At the store, however, I… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”