WELCOME to MONDAY APRIL 20th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
After finishing an out-of-town errand, I discovered that my car wouldn’t start
because it was out of gas. A passer-by told me there was a service station a
half-mile away, so I took a gas can from the trunk and
trudged the distance in the sweltering sun.

The attendant filled my two-gallon can, and I lugged it back and poured the
gas into the tank. But when I tried to unlock the car door, it wouldn’t open.
Just then, I noticed an identical old car parked a short distance away.
That was my car; I had filled a stranger’s gas tank.

Wearily I walked back to the station. “You know,” the attendant suggested
helpfully, “instead of walking back and forth to fill the tank from the can,
you could put a couple of gallons in the tank and then drive the car here.” 😮😮

That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL MONDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Quotes of the day……
 
One of the first things you learn on your honeymoon is, when you’re carrying your
bride over the threshold, always go in sideways — unless of course two broken
ankles and a concussion turn you on.

The government will be requiring new food labels that are more specific. Products
will now be labeled, no fat, low fat, reduced fat and fat, but great personality.

“I write down everything I want to remember. That way, instead of spending a lot
of time trying to remember what it is I wrote down, I spend the time looking for
the paper I wrote it down on.” -Beryl Pfizer, American journalist 
 
 
 

 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…..
While I was dining in the restaurant of a large hotel, I heard a loud crash.
A waitress had dropped a whole tray of coffee cups, plates, and dishes.
Being only a couple tables away from her, I felt a stinging pain in my hand
where I was cut from the shattered debris. I was immediately escorted to the hotel doctor.
“What happened?” he asked. 
I said, “I was attacked by a flying saucer.” 😮😮

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 1991 conspiratorial drama directed by Oliver Stone looks into the only prosecution ever associated with
the assassination of John F. Kennedy and stars Kevin Costner as New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison.
What is it?

   Answer:  The correct answer was JFK! Have you ever wondered what would happen if you turned Oliver Stone up to 11? Well, here ya go!
‘JFK’ stars Kevin Costner as New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison who discovers that every human being alive in 1963 not named Jim Garrison was somehow involved in a vast conspiracy to assassinate President John F. Kennedy. You know who you are.
Never let the truth get in the way of a good story. The story focuses on Garrison’s investigation into the assassination and the trial of Clay Shaw for conspiracy to assassinate the president. Yes, that really happened. 
The movie has a packed supporting cast: Gary Oldman, Tommy Lee Jones, Jack Lemmon, Sissy Spacek, Donald Sutherland, Joe Pesci, Kevin Bacon, Laurie Metcalf, Walter Matthau, Ed Asner, and even John Candy. It won a couple of Oscars, a couple of BAFTAs, and a Golden Globe.

Mondays Movie Trivia of the day!  
 Which 1990 comedy features a young boy named Kevin McCallister who is accidentally left behind while his family goes on vacation for Christmas?

Friday’s Quizzler is….
What is this famous saying?
zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain
 
ANSWER:  No pain, no gain
In a backwards sequence, every alphabetical letter comes with the suffix “ain” except “p” and “g” and hence “no p-ain”, “no g-ain”.
  

Monday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I’m in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I’m in every puzzle

Some think I’m in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don’t see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot

I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can’t you see?
I’m in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in TUESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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