WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 21st, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
When our client’s dog lapped up anti-freeze, the veterinarian I work for ordered
a unique treatment: an IV drip mixing fluids with vodka. “Go buy the cheapest bottle you can find,” he told me.
At the liquor store, I was uneasy buying cheap booze so early in the day, and I felt
compelled to explain things to the clerk. “Believe it or not,” I said, “this is for a sick dog.”
As I was leaving, the next customer plunked down two bottles of muscatel and announced,
“These are for my cats.” 😂🤣
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL TUESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Quotes of the day……
 
“A restaurant here in New York is serving a grilled cheese-flavored martini. Or
as parents put it, ‘Finally, a way to get my kids to finish their martinis.'” -Jimmy Fallon

“In China, an animal trainer taught his monkeys kung fu but then they turned on him
using their best kung fu moves. If I’ve said it once, I’ve said it a million times only teach
your monkeys your worst Kung Fu moves.” -Conan O’Brien

“Scientists said yesterday that the T. rex may have had teeth serrated like a steak knife,
which may have helped it eat meat more efficiently. Experts believe the T. rex evolved
the knife-like teeth after having so much trouble using regular silverware.” -Seth Meyers 

 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…..
One friend complained to another, “All my husband and I do anymore
is fight. I’ve been so upset, I’ve lost 20 pounds.”
“If it’s that bad, why don’t you just leave him?” asked the second friend.
“I’m seriously considering it, but I’d like to lose another 15 pounds first.” 😮

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1990 comedy features a young boy named Kevin McCallister who is accidentally left
behind while his family goes on vacation for Christmas?
 

   Answer: The correct answer was Home Alone! In this slapstick comedy where cartoon physics rule, Kevin McCallister, played by Macaulay Culkin, wakes up to find his entire family has flown to Paris without him. So he does what any self-respecting 8-year-old would do. He eats junk food, jumps on the bed, and fights off two very determined home burglars by engineering elaborate traps that would make Wile E. Coyote proud.

Tuesdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
  If you want to see Tom Cruise ride a horse – and who doesn’t? – you could do worse than this romantic adventure film, also starring Nicole Kidman. Which 1992 features the couple as Irish immigrants in search of land in America?

Monday’s Quizzler is….
 I’m in a zoo
But not in a jungle
I rarely come in pairs
But I’m in every puzzle

Some think I’m in a xylophone
But, I most certainly am not
You don’t see me with a loan
But very strangely in a zealot

I’m in the magical prison of Azkaban
Well, can’t you see?
I’m in the buzz of a fan
But, my oh my what could I be?

ANSWER: The letter “Z”

Tuesday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
Can you decipher this:

ssugarpsugarosugarosugarn
M
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D
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C
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LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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