WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 17th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
A man and his friend were exiting a drugstore and at the front door there was a scale.
“Look, a scale,” the man said to his friend. “Let’s see how my new diet is working out.”
He stepped on the scale.
“I can’t believe it!” he said as he read the result. “I’ve been on this diet for two weeks
but the scale says I’m heaver than I was before! How can that be?”
He pondered this as he stepped off the scale, then had a thought. He took off his
jacket and handed it to his friend. “Here, hold my jacket,” he said.
The friend took the jacket as the man stepped back on the scale.
Not much change.
“Here,” he said as he handed his purchase from the drugstore to his friend.
“Hold my Twinkies too.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Quotes of the day……
 
“Yale University’s being pushed to modify a poetry course because students have
complained that the content is too white. Students objected specifically to a poem
called ‘Ode to a Lost Prius in the Whole Foods Parking Lot.'” -Conan O’Brien

“The post office just can’t get its act together. They announced today they want to raise
the price of stamps so they can make an extra $2 billion. That is still better than
their original plan – uninvent the Internet.” -Jimmy Fallon

“A new study found that American workers lack the problem-solving skills that workers
in other countries have. When American workers heard about the study they said,
‘So? What can we do about it?'” -Jimmy Kimmel

 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…..
Choosing a movie? Try these extremely abbreviated plot explanations:

• The Shining: A family’s first Airbnb experience goes very wrong.
• The Lord of the Rings: Group spends nine hours returning jewelry.
• Titanic: Everyone tries the ice-bucket challenge.
• Beauty and the Beast: Stockholm syndrome works.
• The Chronicles of Narnia: Kid comes out of the closet. 

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1998 romantic comedy set in the mid-1980s stars Adam Sandler as an entertainer trying to recover from heartbreak?

   Answer: The Wedding Singer! “The Wedding Singer” pairs Adam Sandler with Drew Barrymore for the first time. Sandler plays Robbie Hart, a wedding singer whose cheerful personality falls apart after he is left at the altar. Still stuck performing at other people’s happiest moments, Robbie struggles through heartbreak with mixed results as he slowly forms a friendship with Julia, a waitress who is now also preparing for a wedding that may not be right for her. Wonder what’s gonna happen? The film is deliberately set against a nostalgic 1980s backdrop and leans hard into period music, fashion, and pop culture for both humor and warmth. The movie has become one of Sandler’s most beloved films
 

Fridays Movie Trivia of the day!  
This 1991 conspiratorial drama directed by Oliver Stone looks into the only prosecution ever associated with
the assassination of John F. Kennedy and stars Kevin Costner as New Orleans District Attorney Jim Garrison.
What is it?

Thursday’s Quizzler is….
I am a set of three words, all with the same six letters.
First I am a kingdom, though not royally so.
Then spell me backwards, and I become a thin plate.
Now rearrange my consonants, leaving my vowels in place …
I am now a type of paper.
What are the words?
 
ANSWER:   animal = a kingdom, not royal, but biological
lamina = a thin plate
manila = a type of paper

Friday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
What is this famous saying?

zain yain xain wain vain uain tain sain rain qain oain nain main lain kain jain iain hain fain eain dain cain bain aain

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