WELCOME to TUESDAY APRIL 14th, 2026

Here’s The Story…..
Two fellows stopped into an English pub for a drink. They called the
proprietor over and asked him to settle an argument.

“Are there two pints in a quart or four?” asked one.

“There be two pints in a quart,” confirmed the proprietor.

They moved back along the bar and soon the barmaid asked for their order.

“Two pints please, miss, and the bartender offered to buy them for us.”

The barmaid doubted that her boss would be so generous, so one of the fellows
called out to the proprietor at the other end of the bar, “You did say two pints, didn’t you?”
“That’s right,” he called back, “two pints.”
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY ‘people, stay safe,
and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁

Quotes of the day……
 
“The world’s first supermarket chain to only sell vegan foods, which was called
Veganz with a ‘z,’ has announced they will have to declare bankruptcy and shut
all their stores. When asked what went wrong, the vegan supermarket said, ‘
We’re a vegan supermarket.'” -James Corden

“Kim Kardashian said during a Q & A yesterday that she’d like to take a selfie
with Jesus. Though I think most people would say that Jesus has suffered enough.” -Seth Meyers

“The CEO of Starbucks has pledged to hire 10,000 refugees. So if you think
they’re writing your name incorrectly on the cups now…” -Conan O’Brien 
 

 
 
Guaranteed to Roll Your Eyes…..
It was time for the final and the student depending upon getting
at least one right answer on the chemistry test.
The question was “If H2O is water, what is H2O4?”
This was a quick question for most, but it took the student some thinking time.
Finally, he wrote down his answer: For drinking, washing, cleaning… 
 
 

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  
What low-budget indie comedy by Kevin Smith was released in 1994 and is set in a convenience store,
chronicling a single day in the lives of Dante and Randal?

   Answer: Clerks! “Clerks” was written and directed by Kevin Smith, who famously financed the film by maxing out credit cards and selling parts of his comic book collection. Shot in black and white at the convenience store where Smith actually worked, the movie follows Dante Hicks and his best friend Randal Graves as they drift through a day of customers, arguments, and profoundly unnecessary debates. The plot is deliberately thin, focusing instead on conversations about relationships, pop culture, and the general unfairness of being stuck at work when you are not even supposed to be there that day.

Thursdays Movie Trivia of the day!  
Which 1998 romantic comedy set in the mid-1980s stars Adam Sandler as an entertainer trying to recover from heartbreak?

Wednesday’s Quizzler is….
I’m seven times seventy,
Plus a decade more.
This has all happened before.
Red and gold, I am no liar.
My nursery will be made
From my funeral pyre.
Who am I?
 
ANSWER:  The phoenix! The phoenix, in mythology, is a fabulous bird that periodically regenerated itself, used in literature as a symbol of death and resurrection. According to legend, the phoenix lived in Arabia; when it reached the end of its life (500 years), it burned itself on a pyre of flames, and from the ashes a new phoenix arose. As a sacred symbol in Egyptian religion, the phoenix represented the sun, which dies each night and rises again each morning. According to Herodotus, the bird was red and golden and resembled an eagle.
 

Thursday’s Quizzler is….😎😎
I am a set of three words, all with the same six letters.
First I am a kingdom, though not royally so.
Then spell me backwards, and I become a thin plate.
Now rearrange my consonants, leaving my vowels in place …
I am now a type of paper.

What are the words?

LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com:
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