WELCOME to MONDAY NOVEMBER 9th, 2026
HERE’S THE STORY…..
Reverend Clive Morgan was completing his homily in St John’s Church about
the dangers of alcohol and the need for moderation and temperance.
He announced at the end of the sermon in a loud, clear voice, ‘If I had all the
beer in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.’ With even greater
emphasis he added, ‘And if I had all the wine in the world, I’d take it and throw
it into the river.’ Finally, he intoned in an extremely serious manner, ‘And if I
had all the whiskey in the world, I’d take it and throw it into the river.’
The Reverend Morgan then sat down. Jerry, St John’s leading chorister stood
up and announced with a smile, ‘For our closing hymn this Sunday,
let us sing together hymn number 109: ‘Shall We Gather at the River.’
Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
One beautiful Sunday morning, Reverend Barnard
announces to his congregation, ‘My good people,
I have here in my hands three sermons……
A $100 sermon that lasts five minutes
A $50 sermon that lasts fifteen minutes
And a $20 sermon that lasts a full hour.
Now, we’ll take the collection and see which one I’ll deliver.’
FRIDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Gene Kelly was very sick with a high fever during filming the number “Singin’ in the Rain” in the 1952
movie of the same name. What amusing fact about the suit that he wore occurred during the shooting of this number?
Answer: The correct answer was It shrank.
“Singin’ in the Rain” starred Gene Kelly as a famous silent movie star, Donald O’Connor as his best friend, Debbie Reynolds as the film’s talented ingénue, and Jean Hagen as Lina Lamont, the hilarious completely talentless leading lady of the silent screen. She is SO funny! Contrary to popular belief, the shooting of this number was not accomplished in one day. Instead it took three days to complete. Kelly, who had a fever of 103 degrees over the entire period it was shot, was a sick as the proverbial, but still carried on. His suit didn’t fare so well either. Because it was made out of wool, it shrank considerably as a result of being constantly wet. Not a particular hit when it was first released, the film “Singin’ in the Rain” is now considered one of the finest musicals ever made.
MONDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
In the 1954 movie “Seven Brides for Seven Brothers”, the spare dresses that the kidnapped girls have made
are created from old quilts that Milly found in the attic. Can you name an interesting fact regarding this?
FRIDAY’s Quizzler….
The Carsons had a party and invited the O’Neals, Larsens, Jeffersons, Martins, and Samsons. The five husbands were named Elmer, Jeff, David, Charles, and Sam. The wives were named Mary, Helen, Madalene, Jessica, and Marlene. From the clues given, determine not only the first and last name of each guest, but also the order in which they arrived at the party. Each couple arrived together as a couple.
1- When Mary arrived, her brother David was already there, talking with Elmer Samson and the O’Neals.
2- The Jeffersons arrived after the Larsens but before Jessica.
3- No person at the party has first and last names beginning with the same letter.
4- Neither Helen nor Mrs. Martin is married to David.
5- Jeff and Marlene arrived together after Elmer and before Mary, but none of these people arrived first.
6- Charles is not married to Jessica.
Answer: 1st: David and Madalene Larsen
2nd: Elmer and Helen Samson
3rd: Jeff and Marlene O’Neal
4th: Charles and Mary Jefferson
5th: Jessica and Sam Martin
MONday’s Quizzler is….
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