WELCOME to WEDNESDAY NOVEMBER 4th, 2026
HERE’S THE STORY…..
Martha had a parrot called Brutus, the only problem was that Brutus cussed something awful.
Now Martha was having her in-laws over for Thanksgiving, and so she needed to train Brutus quickly not to swear.
Just before her Mother-in-law was due Brutus cussed terribly, so Martha but him in the freezer for
2 minutes to literally cool off. Then she opened the door and took out the parrot along with the turkey.
‘And have you learned your lesson about cussing?’ Martha asked the parrot.
Brutus the parrot took one look at the dead turkey and said: ‘I sure have. But I have one
I have a question, “What did the turkey do?” ‘😊😉😁😂🤣😎
Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Grandma was showing the children a painting of the Pilgrim Family on
a Thanksgiving Day card that they had received and she commented,
‘The Pilgrim children enjoyed going to church with their mothers and fathers and praying to God.’
Her youngest grandson looked at her doubtfully and asked,
‘Then why is their Dad carrying that rifle?’ 😉
TUESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
My favorite epic, the epic to end all epics, is the 1959 film ‘Ben-Hur’. William Wyler undertook the
massive task of directing this 212-minute movie that features an entire chariot race. Which actor
accepted the task of taking the title role in this grandiose production?
Answer: The correct answer was Charlton Heston!
Charlton Heston’s ham-fisted technique worked perfectly in this over-the-top epic saga of a Jewish aristocrat who is betrayed by his best friend, a Roman tribune. Stephen Boyd played the Roman tribune Messala, and other great supporting performances were submitted by Hugh Griffith, Jack Hawkins and Sam Jaffe, among others.
WEDNESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
“Beulah, peel me a grape”. Which hilarious and irrepressible actress makes this request of her maid in the 1933 movie, “I’m no Angel”?
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
Six years ago, the Wilson family became the talk of their tiny town when Mrs. Wilson gave birth to identical quintuplet girls. Mr. and Mrs. Wilson loved their daughters very much, but discovered very quickly that they couldn’t tell them apart. Even as they grew older, Mrs. Wilson had to dress the girls in different colored shirts to differentiate between them.
One day, Mrs. Wilson took Suzie, Sally, Samantha, Sara and Christina to the mall. The girls were very excited because they were always allowed to stop for ice cream at the Fantastic Flavors Ice Cream Parlor. Each girl always ordered their favorite flavor ice cream, and no two girls had the same favorite. Unfortunately, after they all had their ice cream, the five girls got separated from Mrs. Wilson. In her panic, Mrs. Wilson forgot which color shirt each girl was wearing, and therefore couldn’t identify them when the security guards found them. Can you help her?
- The five girls were Sally, the girl wearing green, the girl wearing white, the girl who ordered Coffee Ice Cream and Sara.
- Christina ordered a flavor of Ice Cream that started with the same letter as her name.
- Samantha, Sara and Sally were wearing shirts that reminded them of their favorite parts of summer: the color of sunshine, the color of grass and the color of the sky on a clear day.
- Mrs. Wilson was upset when the girl eating chocolate ice cream dropped some on her white shirt, and reminded herself to stop at the grocery store and buy some bleach on the way home.
- Sara could never decide if she liked Strawberry, Chocolate or Vanilla Ice Cream the best, so she always ordered the flavor that had all three.
- The girl who loved Mint Ice Cream wore a green shirt. She later made the observation that they were the same color.
- Christina was not wearing a white shirt or a blue shirt.
- Sara was not wearing a blue shirt.
Answer: Suzie, White, Chocolate
Sally, Blue, Vanilla
Samantha, Green, Mint
Sara, Yellow, Neapolitan
Christina, Red, Coffee
WEDNESday’s Quizzler is….
Find an anagram for each word in Group A.
Each anagram will answer one of the clues in Group B.
Group A
- Earth
- Rosin
- Taxer
- Lease
- Darin
- Sharp
- Gofer
Group B
A. Surplus
B. Golf clubs
C. Blacksmith’s furnace
D. Stringed instruments
E. Empty the sink
F. Valentine’s Day symbol
G. Painter’s stand
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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