The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to THURSDAY May 13, 2021 Here’s the Story…..As he walked up to old lady’s car he noticed there were 3 other elderly folks looking very frightened… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 12, 2021 Here’s the Story……After much careful research, it has been discovered that the artist Vincent Van Gogh had many relatives.Among them were:… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY May 11, 2021 The Down Side of Cubicles: Being told to “Think outside the box” when I’m in the box all day. Not being… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY May 10, 2021 What the Doctor says and what he really means…. Doctor: “This should be taken care of right away.”Translation: I’d planned a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY May 7, 2021 More Weekend Punography….. How can you spot a nosy pepper? It gets Jalapeño business! I’m addicted to brake fluid, but it’s… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY May 6, 2021 10 Step Guide to Being Handy Around the House If you can’t find a screwdriver, use a knife. If you break… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY May 5, 2021 Funny medical definitions:Benign – what you be after you be eight.Artery – the study of paintings.Bacteria – back door to the… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY May 4, 2021 THINKING OUT LOUD… My Opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right. I intend to live forever.… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY May 3, 2021 MONDAY’S PUNOGRAPHY… A good pun is its own reword. I bet the butcher the other day that he couldn’t reach the… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY APRIL 30, 2021 SNOWMAN THOUGHTS…… It is okay if you’re a little bottom heavy. Hold your ground, even when the heat is on. Wearing… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”