The World According to the Eucman!

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 22, 2020 Old Age……OLD MUSICIANS never die, they just get played outOLD MUSICIANS never die, they just go from bar to barOLD NUCLEAR POWER… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 21, 2020 THINKING OUT LOUD………. Everybody lies, but it doesn’t matter since nobody listens.I wished the buck stopped here, as I could use a… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 18, 2020 Truly stupid people….. Top honors for “Human Projectile of the Month” go to an as-of-yet unidentified dude who is also a serious contender… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 17, 2020Evaluating progress…….   A keen analyst: Thoroughly confused.Accepts new job assignments willingly: Never finishes a job.Active socially: Drinks heavily.Alert to company developments: An office… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 16, 2020 Dog Property Rules……..1. If I like it, it’s mine.2. If its in my mouth, it’s mine.3. If I can take it from you,… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 15, 2020Feline Physics Laws……. Law of Cat Inertia A cat at rest will tend to remain at rest, unless acted upon by some outside… Read more “Tuesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to MONDAY SEPTEMBER 14, 2020Here’s the Story….. Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there were two evil friars living outside this small village. The friars… Read more “Monday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 11, 2020 WHY MEN ARE NEVER DEPRESSED……… Men Are Just Happier People– Your last name stays put. The garage is all yours. Wedding plans take… Read more “Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to THURDAY SEPTEMBER 10, 2020 How all careers end…Lawyers are disbarred.Ministers are defrocked.Electricians are delighted.Far Eastern diplomats are disoriented.Drunks are distilled.Alpine climbers are dismounted.Piano tuners are unstrung.Orchestra… Read more “Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”

WELCOME to WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 9, 2020English is Very Strange……Did you know that “verb” is a noun?How can you look up words in a dictionary if you can’t spell… Read more “Wednesday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!”