WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 23rd, 2026
Here’s The Story….
Late one night, a burglar broke into a house that he thought was empty. He stealthily
crept through the lounge and was stopped dead in his tracks when he heard a loud voice clearly saying, ‘Jesus is watching you!’
Silence returned to the house, so the burglar crept forward again.
‘Jesus is watching you’, the voice rang out again.
The thief stopped dead again. He was frightened out of his wits. Frantically, he looked all around.
In a dark corner, he spotted a birdcage and in the cage was a parrot.
Hilarious Parrot Story
He asked the parrot, ‘Was that you who said Jesus is watching me?’
‘Yes’, said the parrot.
The burglar breathed a heavy sigh of relief and asked the parrot: ‘What’s your name?’
‘Ronald’, said the bird.
‘That’s a stupid name for a parrot, ‘sneered the burglar.’ What idiot named you Ronald?’
The parrot said, ‘The same idiot who named the Rottweiler Jesus.’ 😎
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Little Michael watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold
cream on her face.’ Why do you do that, Mummy?’ he asked
‘To make myself beautiful’, said his mother who then began
removing the cream with a tissue
‘What’s the matter?’ asked little Michael, ‘Giving up?’
THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Which grand, masterful film epic directed by Steven Spielberg won an Academy Award for Best Picture of 1993?
Answer: The correct answer was Schindler’s List!
Of the films that Spielberg has directed, none have surpassed ‘Schindler’s List’ in its emotional and moral scope. The story of a German who defies the Nazi regime by protecting over a thousand Jews during the Holocaust, this film contains wonderful performances, large-scale scenes of human suffering and a number of lovely, poignant moments.
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
In 1965, David Lean released to the world a film of over three hours in length about a doctor caught in the middle of Russian revolution period. What is the name of this groundbreaking cinematic masterpiece?
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
Five couples from San Francisco were celebrating Valentine’s Day with an outing they had planned (one couple went to the beach) and enjoyed. However, each husband had surprised his wife with a special vacation trip. Can you determine the couples’ names, their outing of choice, and vacation destination (one couple is going to Canada) from the clues provided below?
- Neither Jonas nor Kim will be leaving the United States, though they are not traveling together.
- At the restaurant, one couple talked about visiting both Madrid and Barcelona.
- Alice is not married to Mark, who did not take his wife to a hockey game or a restaurant.
- The couple going to Hawaii is either Denise and her husband or the couple who went skiing on Valentine’s Day.
- Neither Paul nor Kevin enjoy dancing, but Jenny, who is going to Mexico, does enjoy it. Kevin is going to Alaska and hopes to hit the ski slopes.
- Paul and his wife love hockey and want to see another NHL game on their trip. Laura planned her dinner date with either Mark or Bill.
Answer: Jonas and Denise went to the beach and are going to Hawaii.
Paul and Alice went to a hockey game and are going to Canada.
Bill and Laura went to a restaurant and are going to Spain.
Kevin and Kim went skiing and are going to Alaska.
Mark and Jenny went dancing and are going to Mexico.
FRIday’s Quizzler is….
I am tied up at least once a day
And forced to carry ten nails.
I work diligently without any pay
And follow your many trails.
I do not smell very well
But at least I have many eyes.
I have two tongues but never yell
And I’ll bet you know my size.
What am I?
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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