WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 15th, 2026
Milkman’s Notes
Sadly the milkman like the coalman and travelling butcher is dying out, so here are some
preserved these notes left for milkmen.
No milk. Please do not leave milk at No. 14 either as he is dead until further notice.
Please send me a form for cheap milk, for I have a baby two months old and
did not know about it until a neighbor told me.
Milk is needed for the baby. Father is unable to supply it.
From now on please leave two pints every other day and one pint on the days in between,
except Wednesdays and Saturdays when I don’t want any milk.
Please don’t leave any more milk. All they do is drink it.
Please leave no milk today. When I say today, I mean tomorrow,
for I wrote this note yesterday.
Milkman, please close the gate behind you because the birds
keep pecking the tops of the milk.
Milkman, please could I have a loaf but not bread today?
My back door is open. Please put milk in ‘the fridge, get money out
of the cup in the drawer and leave change on the kitchen table in pence,
because I playing bingo at one of those bingo sites.
So sorry about yesterday’s note. I didn’t mean one egg and
a dozen pints, but the other way around. 😳
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARNTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Mark, our five-year-old grandson, couldn’t wait to tell his grandfather about the
film we had watched on television, “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.”
The scenes with the submarine and the giant octopus had kept him wide-eyed.
In the middle of the telling, my husband interrupted Mark,
‘What caused the submarine to sink?’
With a look of incredulity Mark replied, ‘Grandpa, it was the 20,000 leaks!’ 😳
WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
On the Run!
Answer: To Catch a Thief!
In “To Catch a Thief” (1955), we are introduced to Cary Grant’s John Robie, a retired cat burglar, living on the French Riviera. However, a series of high profile robberies take place that have his signature attached to them which sees the police point their fingers squarely at him. Robie feels that the best way out of this predicament, is for him to catch the thief. In its own light, that may sound simple enough but, in his case he also has to stay away from the gendarmes who are hot on his tail.
This wonderful Hitchcock directed film brings together two of Hollywood’s “beautiful people”, at the time, in Grant and the glamorous Grace Kelly, amidst a backdrop of European glitz and high life. While the suspense keeps us ever at the front end of our seats we are also being seduced by the electricity and the chemistry that flows between Grant and Kelly.
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
On the Run!
WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
In a sylasearch I give you a syllable-starter, which is the first syllable in the words you are to find.
I will also give you a listing of the other syllables that you must use to figure out the 8 words.
Syllable List – al, cute, fec, form, fume, i, ma, mis, mit, nent, se, sion, son, tion, ty
Syllable-starter: per
How many syllables each word has:
- (2)
- (2)
- (2)
- (3)
- (3)
- (3)
- (3)
- (5)
Answer: Perfume (per fume)
Permit (per mit)
Perform (per form)
Permission (per mis sion)
Permanent (per ma nent)
Persecute (per se cute)
Perfection (per fec tion)
Personality (per son al i ty)
THURSday’s Quizzler is….
In your future and in your past
I come and go so senseless and fast
My purpose is unknown to all
Remembrance seems to drift then fall
I travel by night and fade by day
Because that is my common way
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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