WELCOME to FRIDAY OCTOBER 16th, 2026
Right Neighbourly…..
Archie, a successful businessman becomes fed up with all the stress of big city life and
decides to chuck it all. He takes his savings and buys a large ranch in the middle of the
outback, just north of Barossa Valley in South Australia.
After a couple of months of enjoying the quietness and solitude, he hears the drumming
of hoofs outside his home. Seizing his rifle he challenges the man riding up on the horse,
‘G’ day neighbor, hold it right there.’
The rider says, ‘I’m your neighbor, I have a ranch only 20 miles from here, and I want to
invite you to a Welcome Party I’m throwing for you next Saturday. There’s going to be music,
dancing, hugging, kissing, drinking, fighting….. we’ll have a great time.’
Not wanting to be unfriendly the new rancher lowers the rifle and asks, ‘How should I dress?’
‘Blimey, mate, it doesn’t matter, ‘replied the neighbor, ‘There’s only gonna be the two of us.’ 😳
Have a great day or pretend to! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it!
Have a WONDERFUL WEEKEND’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARNTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
Roger was on a train, mumbling to himself, smiling, and then raising his hand.
After a moment of silence, he would go through the same
process … mumble, smile, raise the hand, silence.
Maggie watched this closely, and after about ¼ an hour, she said, in a concerned
voice, ‘Excuse me. Is anything the matter?’
‘Oh, no,’ Roger answered. ‘It’s just that these long trips get very tedious so I tell myself jokes.’
‘Why then, inquired Maggie, ‘do you keep raising your hand?’
‘Well,’ smiled Roger, ‘that’s to interrupt me because I’ve heard that joke before.’ 😳
THURSDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
On the Run!
Answer: North by Northwest!
As he is an absolute craftsman of the films that involve an innocent man on the run, it seemed rather appropriate that all three of the movies that I have selected for this category were refined by the genius of Alfred Hitchcock. “North by Northwest” (1959) proves to be one of Hitchcock’s finest. In a similar manner to Robert Donat’s Richard Hannay (see 1935’s “The 39 Steps”), Cary Grant’s Roger Thornhill, an advertising executive, is cast as the patsy for a murder that he did not commit. This triggers a high octane escape from the law and him becoming embroiled in a plot by spies to smuggle government secrets out of the country. Cary Grant, as the smooth talking Thornhill, produces one of his finest performances and he is ably assisted by the gorgeous Eva Marie Saint. The film is also memorable for the iconic image of Cary Grant being pursued by a low flying plane, an image that is likely to be forever branded in this author’s mind.
FRIDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Perilous Situation!
THURSDAY’s Quizzler….
In your future and in your past
I come and go so senseless and fast
My purpose is unknown to all
Remembrance seems to drift then fall
I travel by night and fade by day
Because that is my common way
Answer: Dreams
FRIday’s Quizzler is….
I still have 7 more things to put away and time is running out fast. Next I decide to put away the giant’s board games.
The colors of the board games are blue, brown, green, orange, purple, red, and yellow.
- Purple is somewhere to the left of green.
- Red is next to blue.
- Brown is 3 away from blue (2 between).
- Yellow is 2 away from red.
- Blue is in the middle.
- Orange is directly between yellow and purple.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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