WELCOME to WEDNESDAY OCTOBER 28th, 2026
HERE’S THE STORY….
Because of the reaction people have when they wake up and realize it’s a workday again and the weekend is over, the first day of the week is called Moanday.
Many people too busy to cook on the second day of the week just open a can of beans. Hence the day is known as Tootsday.
By the third day of the week, people are wondering when they can ever find the time to get everything done this week that they need to, hence the day is known as Whensday.
Too bleary to even count properly, people think it’s only Day Three of the week on the next day, therefore it’s erroneously called Thirdsday.
On the last day of the workweek, people often go out “for a few” after work. By the time they get home, they’re too tired to cook anything elaborate, so they just throw a piece of meat, chicken, or fish in the skillet. That’s why the day is known as Fryday.
Saturday night all the singles let loose. There’s a lot of sexual hijinks. It’s pretty obvious why the day is called Satyrday.
And on the last day of the week–and the weekend–people look at all the items on their to-do lists that didn’t get crossed off, groan aloud, and make themselves promises they won’t keep. Therefore the day is called Soonday.
Have a WONDERFUL WEDNESDAY’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating,
the wives left the table and went into the kitchen.
The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last week we went out
to a new restaurant and it was really great.. I would recommend it.’
The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’
The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of
that flower you give to someone you love? You know….
The one that’s red and has thorns.’ Do you mean a rose?’
‘That’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled,
‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’
TUESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
No discussion of film epics would be complete without a mention of the 1939 film ‘Gone with the Wind’, an expansive film with a top notch cast and brilliant directorial work by Victor Fleming. Which actress won a Best Actress Oscar for her performance in this blockbuster?
Answer: The correct answer was Vivien Leigh!
This nearly four-hour long film also won Oscars for Best Picture, Best Director and Best Supporting Actress (Hattie McDaniel). Among the stellar cast were also included Clark Gable, Leslie Howard, Olivia de Havilland, Thomas Mitchell, Butterfly McQueen, Ward Bond and Jane Darwell.
WEDNESDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Director Stanley Kubrick was involved in a number of large scale projects during his career, but none grander than which 1975 film, featuring the story of an Irish rogue who establishes a place for himself among the aristocracy in 18th century Europe?
TUESDAY’s Quizzler….
George, Lennie, Livy, Maude, and Simon are having a race! All of them are competing to arrive at a specific destination, but using different modes of transportation. It is your job as record-keeper to figure out who chose what transport, how many stops they each made, and in what order they each finished.
- George did not stop at all.
- Simon did not take the train, which arrived 1st.
- The airplane did not make the most stops. The ship did not make the least.
- Lennie did not take the train, which is not the one that had 4 stops.
- The 5 friends are Maude, the one who took a plane, the one who had 3 stops, the one who finished 5th, and Livy.
- Only one person had the same number of letters in their name as in their transportation.
- Neither Lennie nor George took the subway.
- The transport which finished 3rd had 4 stops.
- Simon finished 5th.
- The car driver had 2 stops.
- George finished 2nd.
Answer: George, Airplane, 0 Stops, 2nd Place
Lennie, Ship, 3 Stops, 4th Place
Livy, Subway, 4 Stops, 3rd Place
Maude, Train, 1 Stop, 1st Place
Simon, Car, 2 Stops, 5th Place
WEDNESday’s Quizzler is….
Which noun, from group B, belongs in group A?
Why?
Group A
Man,
Foot,
Child,
Tooth,
Mouse.
Group B
Girl,
Hand,
Adult,
Toe,
Goose.
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in THURSDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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