WELCOME to THURSDAY OCTOBER 28th, 2026
Gardening One Liners….
Q: What do you call a grumpy and short-tempered gardener?
A: A Snap Dragon.
Q: What do you call a country where the people drive only pink cars?
A: A pink carnation.
Q: What do you get if you cross a four-leaf clover with poison ivy?
A: A rash of good luck.
Q: Why don’t you ever iron a four-leaf clover?
A: You might press your luck.
Q: What do you call a mushroom who buys everyone drinks and is the life of the party?
A: A fun-gi.
Q: What insect is musical?
A: A humbug.
Q: What do you call it when worms take over the world?
A: Global Worming.
Q: Everyone knows how the Green Giant dresses when he works in the field.
But when he goes to a corporate board meeting, what does he usually wear?
A: A three peas suit.
Have a WONDERFUL THURSDAY’ people, stay safe, and whatever you do,
don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here! Eucman! 😁
GUARANTED TO MAKE YOU LAFF!
The elementary school cook prided herself on the healthy meals she provided
with lots of vegetables and fruits. When the power failed one day, the cook
couldn’t serve a hot meal in the cafeteria, so at the last minute she whipped
up great stacks of peanut-butter-and-jelly sandwiches. As one little boy filled
his plate, he said, “It’s about time. At last, a home-cooked meal!” 🤔😂
WEDNESDAY’s Movie Trivia of the day!
Director Stanley Kubrick was involved in a number of large scale projects during his career, but none grander than which 1975 film, featuring the story of an Irish rogue who establishes a place for himself among the aristocracy in 18th century Europe?
Answer: The correct answer was Barry Lyndon!
‘Barry Lyndon’ is an epic of great magnitude, based on a novel by the great 19th century English novelist William Makepeace Thackeray. The title character in the film is portrayed by Ryan O’Neal, who submits a decidely understated but powerful performance. Kubrick’s impeccable filmmaking skills are evidenced from beginning to end in this masterwork.
THURSDAYS Movie Trivia of the day!
Kevin Costner took a great chance in 1990 with the creation of which epic western film that features the story of John Dunbar, a member of the U.S. army who learns the ways of the local Native American people?
WEDNESDAY’s Quizzler….
Which noun, from group B, belongs in group A?
Why?
Group A
Man,
Foot,
Child,
Tooth,
Mouse.
Group B
Girl,
Hand,
Adult,
Toe,
Goose.
Answer: Goose.
The others in group B, can be pluralised by adding an S.
The nouns in group A have the word changed to a different word to make a plural.
THURSday’s Quizzler is….
In this teaser your job is to try and discover a shorter word within the given word that relates to the theme.
The word must be an extension of the ‘theme’ word. The letters of the hidden word are NOT jumbled.
Example:
Theme: NIGHT______
Sneaky = SKY (NIGHT SKY)
Theme: NIGHT______
- Amplifier = ? (NIGHT______)
- Vowel = ? (NIGHT______)
- Counteract = ? (NIGHT______)
- Persimmon = ? (NIGHT______)
LOOK for answers to today’s quizzlers in FRIDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! 😎 Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also, if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman at Eucstraman@hotmail.com: https://elisabethluxe.com., http://www.themuscleministry.com.
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