Welcome, to Tuesday, January 12th! We have really been in a cold spell in Saint Louis, Plus, we just got more snow dumped on us this week. I read an interesting article recently which said that snow actually helps combat global warming because the white snow reflects a lot more solar heat (that is called its albedo) while the much darker colors of brown grass, leafless trees, asphalt, concrete, etc… absorb heat. I guess that means snow angels, while fun to make, are also environmentally friendly! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have great Tuesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am history, Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“Scientists in California are developing a high-tech device that will tell obese people if they are eating too much and
not exercising enough. That device is called ‘a scale.'”-Conan O’Brien

“A man in Sicily had himself arrested so he wouldn’t have to spend the holidays with his relatives. How many guys are
going, ‘Why didn’t we think of that?'” -Jay Leno

“A 92-year-old man was cited for reckless driving yesterday after he crashed his car into a restaurant, then sat down
and ate breakfast. The amazing part? When he was done, he still couldn’t remember where he parked.” -Jimmy Fallon

Joke of the Day*

At the Boeing Museum of Flight in Seattle, there is a full size mockup of an F/A-18 fighter. A ramp allows visitors
to climb into the cockpit and get a sense of what the pilot sees and feels. A guide at the top of the ramp points out the various controls and gauges in the cockpit and gives information about the aircraft’s capabilities to each visitor who gets in. When my two-year-old son sat down in the plane, he seemed fascinated by all he saw and heard. Then, he looked out at us and said, “Gramma, could I have a quarter?”
__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘This could quite possibly be the stupidest person on the planet!’ Answer: Ruthless People. Cop on rooftop when Bill Pullman tries to rob Judge Reinhold who’s trying to rob Danny DeVito.

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Stay back you worthless bag of bones, before I have you gassed!’
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Ten: “The whole top’s diamond and the bottom row’s gold”. Going straight to number one in January, Nelly flashed his bling and told us to call him “George Foreman cause he’s selling everybody” what title object?

ANSWER: Grillz. “Grillz” by Nelly featured Paul Wall and Ali & Gipp and was released in the United States at the tail end of 2005. In its tenth week on the Billboard Hot 100, the song jumped into the top spot and stayed there for the last two weeks of January, 2006. It remained in the top ten for 13 weeks, the top 40 for 23 weeks and on the Billboard Hot 100 for 28 weeks. The single also went to number one on the Hot Rap Tracks weekly survey and number two on Billboard’s Hot R & B/Hip-Hop Songs countdown. The record had a more moderate success around the world where it managed to hit the top 30 in New Zealand, Australia, Ireland, and the U.K. “Air Force Ones” was Nelly’s 2002 number three hit featuring Kyjuan, Murphy Lee & Ali. The Pussycat Dolls took “Buttons” to number three during 2006. “Chasing Cars” was a top five hit for Snow Patrol. FUN FACT: “Grillz” earned Nelly a Grammy Award nomination for Best Rap Performance By a Duo or a Group.

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Nine: “I chime in, ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goldarned door? No?” This song about a groom finding out his bride isn’t as pure as he thought won an MTV Video Music Award for “Video Of The Year”. Can you name this top ten single by rock band Panic! At The Disco?
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Monday’s Quizzler is..
The letter “o” has been removed from the following words. Can you guess them all?
1) utdr
2) bnxius
3) drus
4) nlker
5) nmatpeia
6) ppsitin
7) rthdx
8) cckat
9) prtbell
10) vd

ANSWER: 1) outdoor, 2) obnoxious, 3) odorous, 4) onlooker, 5) onomatopoeia, 6) opposition
7) orthodox, 8) cockatoo, 9) portobello, 10) voodoo

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…
The following are clues that describe words containing an “ant”. The clues do not refer to the words themselves, rather they refer to the word that must be added to the “ant”. For example, “an ant that is waiting for something to happen” would be “expectant” (expect ant). The ant may appear at the beginning or the end of the word. Where it appears is given in the hint should you need it.

1. This ant will rely on you.
2. The end of an ant’s trousers.
3. The first ant.
4. This will burn an ant severely.
5. Two ants going to get married in secret.
6. This ant rides up sloped driveways.

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! GREAT JOB LADIES!

==============================================================================================
Answers in WEDNESDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman @ eucstraman@hotmail.com. YOU CAN ALSO CHECK OUT THE EUCMAN’S DAILY BLOG ONLINE@ https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

MY FAVORITE LINKS2 CHECK OUT: http://www.slampi.org. ww.hopeBUILD.org. http://www.Eucmaninc.com. http://www.wcscatering.com., http://www.Beaumont77.com. http://www.BTWASHZPROD.com. http://www.newnorthsideconferencecenter.net. http://www.greengrassgroundsgroup.com., http://www.schoons.com., http://www.awj-law.com.

Are you open to evaluate an opportunity to make some extra money? http://strayhorn.acnrep.com.