Welcome, to Wednesday, January 13th! Here’s something I’ll bet you didn’t know. Laughing can kill you. It’s called Fatal Hilarity (I’m not making this stuff up). It’s not very common. One of the more recent cases occurred in 1975. Alex Mitchell, a 50-year-old bricklayer from King’s Lynn, England, literally died laughing while watching an episode of The Goodies. According to his wife, who was a witness, Mitchell was unable to stop laughing while watching a sketch in the episode ‘Kung Fu Kapers’ in which Tim Brooke-Taylor, dressed as a kilted Scotsman, used a set of bagpipes to defend himself from a psychopathic black pudding (once again…I’m not kidding). After twenty-five minutes of continuous laughter Mitchell finally slumped on the sofa and expired from heart failure. His widow later sent the Goodies a letter thanking them for making Mitchell’s final moments so pleasant. If you have a heart condition you are recommended to stop reading now. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am history, Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“We estimate that there are perhaps 20,000 prehistoric hunter-gatherers frozen up in those glaciers. Now, if they
simply thaw and wander around, it’s not a problem, but if they find a leader – a Captain Caveman, if you will – we’ll
be facing an even more serious problem.” –Daily Show correspondent John Hodgman, on the dangers of
global warming

“New York…when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead of you.” –David Letterman

“All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah,
blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.” –Dennis Leary

Joke of the Day*

Artifacts are a major portion of an American-Indian reservation’s economy. Annually, thousands of tourists visit reservations and most will not leave without purchasing at least one memento of the traditional Indian culture. One enterprising Indian was able to outsell his competitors in the sale of wooden dolls by selling them at only a fraction of the cost others had to charge. On examination of his dolls they found that where traditionally hard wood was used, this Indian would use cheap pine on which he glued thin pieces of fine mahogany, thus being able to produce the dolls at only a fraction of the cost. While he claimed his dolls were still authentic, his competitors complained that it was only a cheap Sioux Veneer.
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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????’Stay back you worthless bag of bones, before I have you gassed!’ Answer: Beaches. Bette Midler to her beast of a dog.

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘Look at that, Pappy. He’s got brand new windshield wipers for a busted windshield….you know, Pappy–you can’t polish a turd!’
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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Nine: “I chime in, ‘Haven’t you people ever heard of closing a goldarned door? No?”
This song about a groom finding out his bride isn’t as pure as he thought won an MTV Video Music Award for “Video Of The Year”. Can you name this top ten single by rock band Panic! At The Disco?

ANSWER: I Write Sins Not Tragedies. “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” debuted on the American charts in March of 2006. During its 37 week run on Billboard’s Hot 100, Panic! At The Disco took the song to number seven on August 26, 2006. The record also reached the top 20 on several other Billboard charts including Modern Rock, Adult Top 40 and Top 40 Mainstream. Traveling around the world, the song made it to the top 30 in New Zealand, Australia, Portugal, the U.K. and Holland. “Nine In The Afternoon” by Panic! At The Disco hit number 51 in 2008. Teddy Geiger took “For You I Will (Confidence)” to number 29 in 2006. “The Green Door” by Jim Lowe spent three weeks at number one way back in 1956.

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Eight: “I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house, that don’t bother me”.
Despite a number of covers, this chart topping country hit didn’t catch on with pop audiences until Rascal Flatts laid down their track. Reaching number six in April, what heartbreaking song spent nearly an entire year on Billboard’s Hot 100?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Tuesday’s Quizzler is..
The following are clues that describe words containing an “ant”. The clues do not refer to the words themselves, rather they refer to the word that must be added to the “ant”. For example, “an ant that is waiting for something to happen” would be “expectant” (expect ant). The ant may appear at the beginning or the end of the word. Where it appears is given in the hint should you need it.
1. This ant will rely on you.
2. The end of an ant’s trousers.
3. The first ant.
4. This will burn an ant severely.
5. Two ants going to get married in secret.
6. This ant rides up sloped driveways.
ANSWER: 1. dependant, 2. anthem, 3. adamant, 4. antacid, 5. antelope, 6. rampant

Wednesday’s Quizzler is…
What phrase is represented below?

to-inG and fro-ing
back and fOrth
side to sIde
up and dowN
left to riGht

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