Thursday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Thursday, January 14th! Well I’m almost ashamed to post it, but I am. Today we present a list of the top 10 old folks party games.

1. Sag, You’re It!

2. Pin the Toupee on the Bald Guy

3. 20 Questions Shouted into your Good Ear

4. Kick the Bucket

5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the Nurse Says Bend Over

6. Doc, Doc Goose

7. Simon Says Something Incoherent

8. Hide and Go Pee

9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta

10. Musical Recliners

That’s my sad story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have great Thursday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

Quotes of the Day
“This week in New York, police arrested a man who tried to steal 43 sticks of underarm deodorant from a drugstore. The man is being described as ‘not European’.” – Conan O’Brien

“According to the New York Post, White House budget director Peter Orszag announced his engagement to an ABC news reporter, six weeks after his ex-girlfriend gave birth to his baby. Of course, people were shocked that the White House has a budget director.” – Jay Leno

“The Mexican government says that Starbucks is using a pre-Aztec logo without permission. In fairness, Mexico is using the United States without permission.” – Jimmy Fallon

“Archeologists in Egypt now say it’s not true that the pyramids were built by slaves. They say the pyramids were built by paid workers. You know how they financed it? A pyramid scheme.” -Leno Show

“In Taiwan, marine biologists have discovered a crab they say looks just like a strawberry. And by marine biologists, I mean two guys on mushrooms.” -Jimmy Fallon

“Health officials in Mexico have issued a warning after thousands of dead fish have washed up on the coast. They don’t know what killed the fish, though a single bullet wound to the back of the head may indicate drug cartel involvement.” -Jimmy Kimmel

Joke of the Day*

En route to Hawaii, I noticed one of my passengers in the coach section of the airplane dialing her cell phone. “Excuse me. That can’t be on during the flight,” I reminded her. “Besides, we’re over the ocean—you won’t get a signal out here.” “That’s okay,” she said. “I’m just calling my daughter. She’s sitting up in first class.”

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Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Look at that, Pappy. He’s got brand new windshield wipers for a busted windshield….you know, Pappy–you can’t polish a turd!’ Answer: Christine. Garage owner to his dad when Arnie’s starting to fix up Christine.

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? ‘What then, my brothers, didst thou in thy minds have?’ ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Eight: “I can take the rain on the roof of this empty house, that don’t bother me”. Despite a number of covers, this chart topping country hit didn’t catch on with pop audiences until Rascal Flatts laid down their track. Reaching number six in April, what heartbreaking song spent nearly an entire year on Billboard’s Hot 100?

ANSWER: What Hurts The Most. “What Hurts The Most” was Rascal Flatts’ fifth number one country hit and their first top ten pop hit. The song debuted on the pop charts in February, 2006 and peaked at number six on April 29th. The song lingered on the chart for a total of 51 weeks and was named by Billboard as the 26th biggest hit of the year in its year end survey. “What Hurts The Most” was also recorded by country artist Mark Wills and Jo O’Meara and, in 2007, was covered by German group Cascada which made the song a dance hit all across Europe. “These Days” was Rascal Flatts first country number one that reached number 23 on the pop charts in 2002. Sean Paul had a number one hit in 2006 with “Temperature”. “I Love A Rainy Night” was a country and pop chart topper by Eddie Rabbitt in 1981.

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Seven: “Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in”. This song which implored listeners to “live your life with arms wide open” captivated America in the spring of 2006. Can you name this top five hit by Natasha Bedingfield? ____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Wednesday’s Quizzler is..

What phrase is represented below?
to-inG and fro-ing
back and fOrth
side to sIde
up and dowN
left to riGht

ANSWER: Going through the motions. The capitalised letters in each motion spell out the word GOING.

Thursday’s Quizzler is…

In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘I’ and then each time add a letter and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘CAMPING’.

Not including ‘I’, you must do this in six (6) turns.

Good luck.

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C A M P I N G

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