Friday’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers and Teases!‏

Welcome, to Friday, January 15th! Well it’s 41 degrees in Saint Louis and the sun has not even come up yet! The weekend forecast is sunny, 40 degrees or more and I just believe that it’s going to be a great weekend. I’d say it was just about time to hit the driving range and work on my golf swing, that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have great weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!

Quotes of the Day

“Hello, my name is Conan O’Brien, and I may soon be available for children’s parties.”
– Conan O’Brien

“I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have no holidays.”
– Henny Youngman

“Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish.” – Euripides

Joke of the Day

The Positive Side of LifeLiving on Earth is expensive, but it does include a free trip around the sun every year.

How long a minute is depends on what side of the bathroom door you’re on.

Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

Happiness comes through doors you didn’t even know you left open.

Ever notice that the people who are late are often much jollier than the people who have to wait for them?

If Walmart is lowering prices every day, how come nothing is free yet?

Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

Don’t cry because it’s over; smile because it happened.

We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors….but they all exist very nicely in the same box.

A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

__________________________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘What then, my brothers, didst thou in thy minds have?’ Answer: A Clockwork Orange. Alex asking his Droogs about the heist they wanted to pull.

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! What movie is this quote from???? “They weed out the fat and the ugly, so it’s obviously a firm of high standards.”
____________________________________________________________________________________________________________

Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Seven: “Feel the rain on your skin, no one else can feel it for you, only you can let it in”. This song which implored listeners to “live your life with arms wide open” captivated America in the spring of 2006. Can you name this top five hit by Natasha Bedingfield?

ANSWER: Unwritten. “Unwritten” debuted on the American charts in December of 2005 and on its 21st week of April 29th, 2006 it peaked at number five and spent two weeks there. The song held out in the top ten for 13 weeks, in the top forty for a very long 34 weeks and on the Hot 100 for a total of 42 weeks. This chart power placed it as the sixth biggest American hit for 2006 according to Billboard. The song, which was released nearly a year earlier in the rest of the world, reached the top ten in the U.K., Holland and Ireland. “Single” was Natasha Bedingfield’s number 57 hit in 2006. Taylor Hicks took his American Idol-winning song “Do I Make You Proud” to the top in July of 2006. “Blame It On The Rain” was a number record for Milli Vanilli in 1989.

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Six: “You kick up the leaves and the magic is lost”. If you needed a blue sky holiday, this was the song you turned to in 2006. Do you remember the Daniel Powter hit that Billboard named the most popular record of the year?____________________________________________________________________________________________________________ Thursday’s Quizzler is..

In this teaser, you are to start with the letter ‘I’ and then each time add a letter and shuffle it to make a new word. You need to continue this process until you reach the word ‘CAMPING’.
Not including ‘I’, you must do this in six (6) turns.
Good luck.
I
_ _
_ _ _
_ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _
_ _ _ _ _ _
C A M P I N G

ANSWER: I
IN
PIN
PAIN
PANIC
PACING
CAMPING

Friday’s Quizzler is…

What phrase is described by the following rebus?

serGeant
geNeral
ensIgn
priVate
colOnel
adMiral

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5! INCREDIBLE JOB JAZZZZZ!

==============================================================================================

Answers in MONDAY’s Jokes, Quotes, Quizzlers & Teases! Like this newsletter? Want to receive it daily? Also if you are on the list and do not want to continue to receive this email and would like your name removed from this distribution list, please send an email to the Eucman @ eucstraman@hotmail.com. YOU CAN ALSO CHECK OUT THE EUCMAN’S DAILY BLOG ONLINE@ https://dailyjokesquotesquizzlersandteases.wordpress.com/

MY FAVORITE LINKS2 CHECK OUT: www.slampi.org. ww.hopeBUILD.org. www.Eucmaninc.com. www.wcscatering.com., www.Beaumont77.com. www.BTWASHZPROD.com. www.newnorthsideconferencecenter.net. www.greengrassgroundsgroup .com., www.schoons.com., www.awj-law.com.