Welcome, to Wednesday, January 20th!  Today the Eucman brings you things hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse…1. 100 MPG Carburetor. 2. Engine that runs on tap water. 3. The dead aliens from a crippled UFO the government captured. 4. H.G. Wells’ working time machine from “Time After Time”  5. The dinosaur skull with a bullet hole in it.  6. The Ghostbusters’ proton packs.  7. An authorization for the assassination of Norma Jean Baker. It is signed by President John F. Kennedy and is dated 4 August 1962.  8. A gun recovered from a grassy knoll in Dallas, Texas by CIA agents on 22 November 1963.  9. A large stone tablet, reconstructed from pieces, with writing on it. It is Hebrew & has Commandments 11 thru 17.  10. Papers showing that professional wrestling is real. 11. One red riding hood, slightly bloody. And in the grand tradition of saving the best for last….12. Proof that President Bush chose Quayle as his running mate to prevent future assassination attempts! That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have great day people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!   
  
Quotes of the Day  
“The more I study religions the more I am convinced that man never worshipped anything but himself.” – Sir Richard Francis Burton

“Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want and deserve to get it good and hard.” – H. L. Mencken

“Spare no expense to save money on this one.” – Samuel Goldwyn

“Some scholars of ancient Hebrew are now suggesting that certain portions of the Bible could have been written centuries earlier than others. The scholars say they know this because the newer portions all begin, ‘Previously, on ‘The Bible.'” -Conan O’Brien
 
“A new study revealed that losing a few pounds prior to surgery could help reduce the risk of complications. When they heard this, Americans were like, ‘Eh, we’ll take our chances.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“The Golden Globes Awards are on this weekend. People say the Golden Globes is an indicator of what the Academy Awards will be: long and boring.” -David Letterman 

Joke of the Day 

The board of education in a nearby town sold off a building that had been a one-room schoolhouse. The buyer converted it to a tavern. One day an elderly man was walking by the place with his grandson and pointed to the building. “That’s where I went to school when I was your age.” 
“Really,” said the boy. “Who was your bartender back then?”     

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “You know much about the fight game? I’m the Heavyweight Champion of the World.”
Answer: About Last Night. When Debbie (Demi Moore) and Dan (Rob Lowe) decide to turn their one-night-stand into a full-fledged relationship, they find themselves faced with uncertainty, distrust, and no support from their respective friends, Joan and Bernie.  “Oh they work? Good…” is Dan’s seemingly innocent reply to Debbie when, after romantically sliding a set of double headphones on them both, she says sarcastically, “I bet these have been put to a lot of use.”
The Heavyweight Champion quote is said by Dan’s uncouth co-worker and friend, Bernie, upon meeting Debbie and her roommate, Joan. Referring to the Swallow restaurant, whose line of credit Dan was ordered to ‘cut-off’, but didn’t, his boss lays into him. A swallow is: “…a loser bird! A dodo!”

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “But we eat the same things. Like, if I have a pork-chop, she has a pork-chop, if I have a veal, she has a veal.”

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.”Song Number Five: “Roses are red, some diamonds are blue, chivalry is dead but you’re still kinda cute”. Nelly Furtado enjoyed teasing us with this smash that held the top spot in America for six weeks. Can you name the first release off her platinum-selling album “Loose”?  

ANSWER: Promiscuous. “Promiscuous” by Nelly Furtado featuring Timbaland debuted at number 64 on Billboard’s Hot 100 on May 20th, 2006 and rocketed up the charts reaching number one on July 8th. Its 17 weeks in the top ten and 24 weeks in the top 40 resulted in Billboard naming it the third most popular song of 2006. The song also took off around the world hitting number one in New Zealand and the top five in Australia, Portugal, Norway, the U.K., Finland and Ireland.  Maneater” reached number 16 in 2006 for Nelly Furtado. Danity Kane had a number eight hit in 2006 with “Show Stopper”. “Material Girl” was a number two smash for Madonna in 1985.  
  

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Four: “Gettin’ born in the state of Mississippi, papa was a copper, and mama was a hippy”.  This popular tune about a woman who was “a lover, baby and a fighter” was number one on the Modern Rock chart for ten weeks. Do you recognize this worldwide smash by the Red Hot Chili Peppers?

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

Can you decipher this:

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ANSWER: A spoonful of sugar helps the medicine go down.

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is… 

Can you decipher this common phrase:

PICT RES

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO SWEETJAZZ5 AND MS. CARRIE PALOMBO! INCREDIBLE JOB LADIES!

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