Welcome, to Friday, January 22th! Hey it’s Friday how about Things Hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse… Part 2?   

A blackboard with equations that prove that time *is* money

The squadron of jet powered Spruce Geese

Amelia Earhart’s flight jacket

The Terminator’s arm

Beethoven’s Eleventh Symphony

A tight-fitting blue costume with a big red “S” on the chest

The center of a tootsie roll pop

The Heart of Gold

The “magic gun” that fired the “magic bullet” that killed JFK

A searchlight with the silhouette of a bat on it

The “sets and costumes” that were used to film the Apollo Moon Landing

The FBI and CIA files detailing the Career of “Special Agent Elvis”
 
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!   
  
Quotes of the Day  
“Hi, I’m Conan O’Brien, and I’m just three days away from the biggest drinking binge in history.” – Conan O’Brien

“Yesterday, there were rallies for me in cities across the country, including in Chicago. You can tell things are bad
when even Cubs fans feel sorry for you.” – Conan O’Brien

“I just read that President Obama plans to deliver his State of the Union address next Wednesday, January 27.
Until then he’s just at home going, “Please everything get better by Wednesday, please get better by Wednesday…”
– Jimmy Fallon
 

Joke of the Day*

Jim was just out of Navy boot camp, and was on his first ship. About two hours out of port, he began to get a bit
ill from the motion of the ship. He approached an ensign, also just out of training and on his first cruise. He
saluted and said, “Excuse me sir, I am feeling seasick, and I wondered if I may have permission to go downstairs
to the dispensary.” The ensign returned his salute and replied, “Sailor, you are in the Navy now. You don’t go downstairs, you go below! There is no dispensary on this ship, there is sickbay. Not only that, that is not the floor, it is a deck, that is not
the ceiling, it is the overhead, that is not a pillar, it is a stanchion, that is not a water fountain, it is a scuttlebutt. If I ever hear you using civilian words instead of Naval jargon, I till throw you out of that little round window over there.”  

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “Kid, you look a thousand miles in every direction from Tennessee to Toronto, I go back roads just about every place, never touch any of the state, never see one darn cop. Besides, this ain’t fast.”

  
Answer: At Close Range. Also based on a true story, Brad Whitewood,Jr. (Sean Penn) is taken under his estranged father’s wing (Christopher Walken), and welcomed into the family, a family of thieves who will resort to anything to get what they want.
“…to some people…” is estranged father Brad Whitewood’s response when his son Brad, Jr. says he heard that his father is a thief. When Brad Jr. then changes the subject to his father’s high-speed driving, asking if he is worried about getting a ticket, the elder Whitewood offers, “Kid…”. “Why don’t you and me…” is what Uncle Patch suggests to Brad Jr. with regards to starting their own criminal empire. 

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “My grandmother used to say America’s a big melting pot, when you stir it all the scum rises to the top.” 

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” .” Song Number Three: “To the left, to the left, everything you own in the box to the left”. Beyonce sends her boyfriend packing in this hit record which topped the R&B/Hip-Hop and Dance Club charts not to mention the Billboard Hot 100 where it spent ten weeks at number one. Do you know the name of this multi-platinum single? 

ANSWER: Irreplaceable. On November 4th, 2006, “Irreplaceable” debuted at number 87 on the Billboard Hot 100. In its seventh week, on December 16th, it reached number one and held that spot well into 2007 during its ten week run. Accumulating 16 weeks in the top ten during its 30 week journey on the Hot 100, “Irreplaceable” went on to become the number one song of 2007 according to Billboard’s year end survey. The song earned its share of critical praise including a Grammy nomination for “Song Of The Year”. Around the world, “Irreplaceable” took over number one in Australia, Ireland and New Zealand not to mention reaching the top ten in Italy, Portugal, Holland, the U.K., Norway, Switzerland and France. In a duet with Shakira, Beyonce took “Beautiful Liar” to number three in 2007. “What’s Left Of Me” was a number six hit for Nick Lachey in 2006. Mary J. Blige had a number three record with “Be Without You” in 2006.  

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America   Song Number Two: “My life is brilliant, my love is pure, I saw an angel, of that I’m sure”. …begins this tale of a fleeting moment between a guy and a girl in the subway. Love it or hate it, this single struck a chord with the masses as it rocketed to number one in more than a half dozen countries. What rueful hit did James Blunt take to the top in the U.S. on March 11th, 2006?

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

Fill in the sentence below so that the first two words combine to make the third word. For example, given “The _____ of the group was extremely _____, not just physically, for he was also particularly _____”, you would fill in HEAD, STRONG, and HEADSTRONG.

The guilty _____ fitted the classic _____ for such a character, highlighted by the fact that he looked to constantly _____ his next move. 

ANSWER: CON, TEMPLATE, CONTEMPLATE   

 
Friday’s Quizzler is… 

Today’s Lecturers:
Mr. Present
Mr. Right
Mr. Here

Tomorrow’s Lecturers:
Mr. Later
Mr. Gone
Mr. Future
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