Welcome, to Monday, January 25th!  Well I hope that everybody had a great weekend cuz today we start the week off with the…

TOP 13 MOST USED LIES

13. The check is in the mail.

12. You get this one, I’ll pay next time.

11. You look great.

10. Of course I love you.

9. It’s not the money, it’s the principle of the thing.

8. …but we can still be good friends.

7. Don’t worry, were not lost — I KNOW where I’m going.

6. In this car, I can always go another 20 miles when the gauge is on “empty.”

5. Don’t worry, he’s never bitten anyone.

4. I’ll call you later.

3. I’ve never done anything like this before.

2. I’m from your government, and I am here to help you.

1. I DO   
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great Monday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!   
  
Quotes of the Day  

“One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one’s work is terribly important.” –Bertrand Russell 
 
“The one human quality that must be developed is self discipline for success. The will power to force yourself to do what you know you should do when you should do it, whether you like it or not, whether you feel like it or not. Success is tons of discipline.” -Brian Tracy 
 
“Once a man indulges himself in murder, very soon he comes to think little of robbing; and from robbing, he comes next to drinking and Sabbath-breaking, and from that to incivility
and procrastination.” –Thomas De Quincey   

Joke of the Day*

Tarzan and Jane were expecting their fourth child and were pretty strapped for cash, so Tarzan decided to go into the used-crocodile business. Monday morning he got up early, shaved, put on his best loin cloth, swung down to the river, and spent the whole day fighting, haggling over and hassling with cranky crocs.  As dusk fell, a wan Tarzan swung back to the treehouse and demanded, “Quick, Jane, a martini!” Tossing it back he barked, “Another, Jane, on the double!” Gulping it down, he held out his glass again. “One more, Jane.” “Aw, honey, don’t you think you’re overdoing it a bit?” she chided gently. “You don’t understand, Jane… it’s a jungle out there.”  

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “My grandmother used to say America’s a big melting pot, when you stir it all the scum rises to the top.”    

Answer: Down By Law. Directed by Jim Jarmusch, singer Tom Waits (Zack), musician John Lurie (Jack), and Italian funny-man Robert Benigni (Bob), form a reluctant and hilarious alliance after meeting in and escaping from a Louisiana prison.  One of Jack’s working girls proclaims, “My grandmother used to say..” as she lies in bed trying, and failing, to get Jack’s attention.  “You throw ball against me…” Italian Bob explains to cell mates that he killed a man by throwing a billiard ball — the 8 — after several people started throwing them at him.  In response to Bob’s assertion that he is in jail for murder, his other cell mate, Zack, asks, “What’s the matter, Bob…”  

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “We’ve been on the moon since the fifties. You wanna know how — anti-grav-drive. Antigravity drive, we stole it from the nazis after World War Two, its perfectly obvious.”

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Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.” Song Number Two: “My life is brilliant, my love is pure, I saw an angel, of that I’m sure”. …begins this tale of a fleeting moment between a guy and a girl in the subway. Love it or hate it, this single struck a chord with the masses as it rocketed to number one in more than a half dozen countries. What rueful hit did James Blunt take to the top in the U.S. on March 11th, 2006?  

ANSWER: You’re Beautiful.  “You’re Beautiful” took quite a leisurely path to number one, having debuted on the Hot 100 at the end of 2006 and reaching the top in its 18th week. The song collected 15 weeks in the top ten, 29 weeks in the top 40 and 38 weeks on Billboard’s Hot 100. The song crossed over to the Adult Contemporary chart where it also reached number one. It’s omnipresence on the radio along with its vulnerable lyrics inspired a string of parodies like “Weird Al” Yankovic’s “You’re Pitiful”. Despite this, the song managed to garner three Grammy Award nominations including both Record and Song of the Year.  “Goodbye My Lover” was a number 66 pop hit for James Blunt in 2006. Fort Minor had a number four record with “Where’d You Go” on 2006. “Angel Of Harlem” by U2 reached number 14 in 1989.  FUN FACT: “You’re Beautiful” hit number one in six European countries-the U.K., Belgium, Ireland, Norway, Sweden and the Netherlands.     

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 and these were the most memorable lyrics heard on pop radio all across America.  Song Number One: “I never really knew that she could dance like this, she make a man want to speak Spanish”. Shakira showed us she still sizzled with this smash that hit number one all over the world. Can you read the “signs of her body” and come up with this club classic? ____________________________________________________________________________________ 

Friday’s Quizzler is..

Today’s Lecturers:
Mr. Present
Mr. Right
Mr. Here

Tomorrow’s Lecturers:
Mr. Later
Mr. Gone
Mr. Future 

ANSWER: Here today, gone tomorrow. 

 
Monday’s Quizzler is… 

Beethoven was a lover of teasers of all kinds, and often submitted the following to his friends.
What word can be created when following these directions?

1) Start at D.
2) Go up Eight.
3) Go down Eleven.
4) Go up Five.

What word is it?
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