Welcome, to Wednesday, January 27th! Just when you thought that you’d had enough, today we take another look at Things Hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse… Part 3.

A mountain of letters addressed to Santa Claus

One kite, string, and key that are scorched

In a corner a Zoltar Fortune Telling Machine

Yoko Ono’s talent

Michael Jackson’s original nose

The original blueprints for building the Great Pyramid of Egypt

A telephone book for the Planet Mars

The original magnifying glass used by Sherlock Holmes

A bottle of smoke from the Chicago Fire

The real contents of Al Capone’s Vault

A bottle of the “Andromeda Strain” Virus

The bones of the Loch Ness Monster

Snake Plisken’s death certificate
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful Wednesday people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!   
  
Quotes of the Day  

“We’ve a had a lot of fun being here these last seven months, but like everything in life, the fun has to come
to an end a decade too early.” – Conan O’Brien

“A man in the UK was banned from a public park after he tried to have sex with a tree. I don’t know about you,
but I think Al Gore has finally gone too far.” – Jimmy Fallon

“If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.” – Dean Martin  

Joke of the Day* 

The following conversation took place one morning between a wife and her husband. They were discussing government cost cuts that they recently heard about in the paper.”Steve,” his wife said, while reading the newspaper, “it looks like our government is going to cut overhead and trim down the military forces. They are going to eliminate six overaged destroyers.”To which the husband replies, “Sorry to hear that, dear. I’m sure you’ll miss your mother being gone.” 

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? “I bought you a six pack and a bra in the same shop.”
 

Answer: Sid and Nancy. Billed as a sort of punk “Romeo and Juliet”, Alex Cox’s harrowing and often hilarious film follows the drug-addled exploits of bass player Sid Vicious (Gary Odman), of the English punk band, The Sex Pistols, and his girlfriend, groupie Nancy Spungen (Chloe Webb). Director Cox wrote the screenplay with his then-girlfriend, Abbe Wool. Before performing a concert on a chartered boat in The Thames River, Sid informs Pistols singer Johnny Rotten about his plan for a “…tattoo on my head…” before smacking himself hard in the face. Touring America with The Sex Pistols, Sid telephones Nancy in England. When asked if he has bought her any presents he proclaims “I bought you a six pack and a bra in the same shop!” After flames engulf their hotel room, Sid Vicious and his girlfriend Nancy are moved to a different room, where the decrepit hotel bellman holds his hand out for a tip, informing them that “Bob Dylan was born here.”  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Well, if you’re going to London, and you’re going to London then I’m going to London.”

 
TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA MASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! GREAT JOB STEVE!

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Oh baby when you talk like that You make a woman go mad So be wise and keep on Reading the signs of my body” Which two talented artists sang this duet?

ANSWER: Shakira and Wyclef Jean. Being the big summer hit, it broke the record possessed by Gwen Stefani of the most played song on the radio in pop history. For one week it was played 9,657 times.    

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Well if a no today girl then a must be tomorrow When you fulfill my fantasy Because you know I give you lovin’ straight like an arrow” 

TODAY’S CRAZY DEFINITIONS MASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK! BRILLIANT JOB STEVE!

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

The abbreviation used for Australian websites is “au” (instead of “.com”). The answers to the following clues all use this abbreviation. The clues do not refer to the words themselves, rather they refer to the word that must be added to the “au”.

1. What might happen to you if you stay out in the Australian sun too long.
2. A strong Australian breeze.
3. Australian seasoning.
4. The Australian god of thunder.   

ANSWER: 1. auburn, 2. august, 3. auspice, 4. author   

 
Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

What well known quote is shown below?

THIS
food (possible)
drink (possible)
taxes (definitely)
holidays (possible)
promotions (possible)
dying (definitely)
pets (possible)
friends (possible)
WORLD
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