Welcome, to Friday, January 29th! Well since it’s Friday how about things hidden in a Secret Government Warehouse… Part 4?

The Blob… in a large freezer of course

Used hypodermic needle; once injected a miniaturized submarine into a neck

Copy of hostage-withholding agreement between Bush and the Ayatollah

Captain Hook’s hand

The recipe for Mcdonald’s secret sauce

1000 mint-condition WWII army Jeeps, to be sold for $50 each

The hover-skateboard from BTTF2

A complete transcription and dates and times for all of Nosatradamus’s prophecies!

The REAL McCarthy list, before the politician’s saw it

The missing 80 points of Dan Quayle’s IQ

Every taxicab in the Metropolitan New York area (only  while it’s raining)

A graffiti-free subway car

That’s my story for today and I’m sticking to it! Have a wonderful weekend people, and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace, I am outta here, Eucman!   
  
Quotes of the Day  

My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you’ll be happy; if not, you’ll become a philosopher. – Socrates 

After twelve years of therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes. He said, “No hablo ingles.” 

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. 

Son, employees are like mules. Some you stand in front of and coax them along with a carrot. Some you stand behind and kick them in the rear end. The key to managemeant is knowing which mules are which. 

“Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.” – Al Bundy 

Joke of the Day*

An office technician got a call from a computer user. The user told the tech that her computer was not working. She
described the problem and the tech concluded that her computer needed to be brought in and serviced. He told her, “Unplug the power cord and bring it up here and I’ll fix it for you.” About ten minutes later she showed up at his door… with the electrical cord in her right hand. 

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Thursday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????”John, I’m glad you called. I’ve got Bobby Baboon in lock-up and he says that for twenty bananas he’ll provide evidence that Johnny Chimpo is the pimp in charge of the Cartoon Network whorehouse.”  
 

Answer: Super Troopers. In fear of their station being shut down, Captain O’Hagen tells his Vermont State Troopers to “step it up”, but it only serves to fuel their “high”-jinx even further, in comedy troupe Broken Lizard’s surprise hit movie. When the Dimpus Burger cashier announces over the intercom not to spit in Officer Farva’s burger, the fry cook responds, “Roger, holding the spit.” Local Spurbury Police Chief Grady has fun with Vermont State Trooper O’Hagen when he calls regarding a murder investigation, “John, I’m glad you called…” When Foster comments that the pile of marijuana confiscated in a major drug bust “looks like a stinky pyramid”, Mack replies maybe they “should have built a stinky igloo”.   

Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? “Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or was I miserable because I listened to pop music?”

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Thursday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I don’t wanna do this anymore I don’t wanna be the reason why Everytime I walk out the door I see him die a little more inside”     

ANSWER:Unfaithful. A bit different from Rihanna’s previous RnB/Reggae music, but good different. It became a number one hit in Poland, Czech Republic, Portugal and Switzerland. It is said by Rihanna that the song came from a relationship she outgrew at the age of 14.     

Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “How do you feel, that is the question But I forget you don’t expect an easy answer When something like a soul becomes initialized And folded up like paper dolls and little notes” 

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Thursday’s Quizzler is..

What phrase does this rebus represent?

H
HI
HIS
HIST
HISTO
HISTOR
HISTORY 

ANSWER: History in the making.     

 
Friday’s Quizzler is…

The following sentences have two blanks that can be filled with two words that are anagrams of each other. Please find those words.

1. Doctors found a simple cure for a patient who had a lifelong __________ with a terrible disease. All that was required was for Milo to take one small __________ every morning, and his pain would be gone.

2. The university research team had __________ the valleys east of the flood plain. Rich topsoil had begun __________ from the wind during the long, hot summers.

3. The race is looking like a two-man battle for the entire distance. Amir __________ the lead after an hour of playing catch-up in this grueling test. He is putting himself in position of __________ the record of 2 hours 23 minutes. 

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