Welcome, to Tuesday, February 16th!  How a look at – Things You Wouldn’t Know Without Help From the Movies – Part 2?

11. Mothers routinely cook eggs, bacon and waffles for their family every morning, even though the husband and children never have time to eat them

12. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.

13. During all police investigations, it will be necessary to visit a strip club at least once.

14. A detective can only solve a case once he has been suspended from duty.

15. It is always possible to park directly outside the building you are visiting.

16. Medieval peasants had perfect teeth.

17. If there is a deranged killer on the loose, this will coincide with a thunderstorm that has brought down all the
power and phone lines in the vicinity

18. If a killer is lurking in your house, it’s easy to find him. Just relax and run a bath.

19. Police departments give their officers personality tests to make sure they are deliberately assigned a
partner who is their total opposite.  

Drumroll please….and that’s my story and I’m sticking to it! Have a great day, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  
“One doesn’t have a sense of humor. It has you.” – Larry Gelbart

“Courage is fear holding on a minute longer.” – George S. Patton

“Life is what happens to you while you’re busy making other plans.” – John Lennon

“First lady Michelle Obama just launched a campaign to combat childhood obesity called ‘Let’s Move.’ And this evening,  obese children started their own program called ‘Let’s Not.'” -Jimmy Fallon
 
“It snowed in Texas today. Former President Bush threw a snowball at Laura and now he’s grounded for two weeks.”
-Jimmy Kimmel
 
“The bad news is: Washington D.C. is totally shut down. And the good news is: Washington D.C. is totally shut down.”
-David Letterman

Joke of the Day*

A stock analyst and a Wall Street broker went to the racetrack. The broker suggested betting $12,000 on a certain
horse. The analyst was skeptical; he had never been to the races before and wanted to understand the rules and look
over all the horses before placing a wager. “You’re too cautious and detail-oriented,” the broker criticized as he placed his large bet. His horse won and he raked in a bundle of money.  “What’s your secret?” the analyst asked.  “It’s simple,” the broker explained. “I have two kids… ages two and six…so I add their ages together and bet on number nine.” “But two and six is eight, not nine!” protested the analyst. “See!” the broker replied, “I told you you’re too cautious and detail-oriented.”
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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘Just remember, kid: there are heroes, and there are legends. Heroes get remembered, but legends never die.’  Answer: The Sandlot.  

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘If you only dream when you’re asleep, then when you wake up, there’s still nothing there.’

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Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “The girls come easy and the drugs come cheap We’ll all stay skinny ‘cause we just won’t eat And we’ll hang out in the coolest bars In the VIP with the movie stars” 

ANSWER: Rockstar. That was “Rockstar” by Nickelback. The character in it wants it all (and that’s not little).
Fun fact: It is mentioned in the song that he wants a house on “MTV Cribs”. That’s ironic since the front man of Nickelback, Chad Kroeger, appeared on an episode of it.  

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I love it when they try to gat scandalous, Even though they know they really can’t handle it, (They can’t handle it?), They can’t handle it, Try and take me out to dinner I cancel it ”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

Hidden below you will find five uncommon titles to five classic novels. Can you decipher them?
1. Vanished with the Tempest
2. Enmity of the Globes
3. Dinky Maidens
4. A Chronicle of a Couple of Municipalities
5. Contention and Conciliation 

ANSWER: 1. Gone with the Wind, 2. War of the Worlds, 3. Little Women, 4. Tale of Two Cities, 5. War and Peace.
Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

A spoonerism is a pair of words that can have their initial sounds switched to form new words. The pairs need only sound the same, not necessarily be spelled the same (power saw & sour paw, horse cart & coarse heart). There may sometimes be one or two connecting words (kick the stone & stick the cone, king of the rats & ring of the cats). Given the following definitions, what are the spoonerisms?

1) punched when starting work & discussion about scaling a mountain
2) a container of fibs & a shortage of baked goods
3) hasty vacation & prank gibe
4) a mongoose & artificial precipitation

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MS KIM HILLYARD, MS ANDREA L BANKS AND SWEETJAZZ5!  GREAT JOB SOLVING THE QUIZZLER LADIES!  

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