Welcome, to Monday, March 1st!  Well I’ve been reading the news stories all week and my question is “What Does The Word Killer Whale Mean to You?”  Here are the facts: It weights 9000 pounds, consumes up to 240 pounds of food each day and oh yea, it kills things, hence the name KILLER WHALE! This animal can grow up to 26 feet long. So would I be in the same pool hanging out with this animal? I don’t think so! Should I be in the water with a killer Whale? Does the name ring a bell? Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Monday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!     
  
Quotes of the Day  

Honesty may be the best policy, but it’s important to remember that apparently, by elimination, dishonesty is the second-best policy. 

“I’m not concerned about all hell breaking loose, but that a PART of hell will break loose… it’ll be much harder to detect. 

I asked the girl if she could bring a sister for me. She did. Sister Maria Teresa. It was a very slow evening. We discussed the New Testament. We agreed that He was very well adjusted for an only child. 

What if nothing exists and we’re all in somebody’s dream? Or what’s worse, what if only that fat guy in the third row exists? 

Interestingly, according to modern astronomers, space is finite. This is a very comforting thought– particularly for people who can never remember where they have left things. 

More than any other time in history, mankind faces a crossroads. One path leads to despair and utter hopelessness. The other, to total extinction. Let us pray we have the wisdom to choose correctly. 

Joke of the Day*

I pulled up to the drive-thru of a fast-food restaurant and ordered coffee. I asked the clerk to put some ice cubes into the cup so that I could drink the cool coffee quickly. At the window, there was a delay. Finally, the clerk came to the window looking frustrated, and announced, “I’m having a problem. The ice keeps melting.” 

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Friday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Hey, no smoking, dorm rules.”What are they gonna do, kick me out?’  

Answer: Toy Soldiers. I thought that line was kinda funny… it’s spoken when the guys are all in their dorm room, after the terrorists have taken over the school and are holding them hostage. 

Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Did I catch a niner in there? Were ya callin from a walkie-talkie?’

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Friday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs fromfrom 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Step one you say we need to talk, He walks you say sit down it’s just a talk, He smiles politely back at you, You stare politely right on through
Some sort of window to your right, As he goes left and you stay right, Between the lines of fear and blame, And you begin to wonder why you came…” 

ANSWER: How To Save A Life. “How To Save A Life,” on the Fray’s album, “How To Save A Life,” was a very popular song with all audiences. It has gained wide-spread popularity and fame.   

Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Well woman the way they turn cold I wanna be keepin’ you warm I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm Hold on, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I…Wanna be the Papa…You can be the Mom….oh oh!”

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Friday’s Quizzler is..

In each sentence a word is concealed, such as the word no in sentence five. If you can find the buried words and read them in order from 1 to 6, they will form a well-known proverb.
1.The word buried here has only one letter.
2.Did you find a jelly roll in Gaskin’s Bakery?
3.It’s the best one I’ve ever seen.
4.The rug at her stairway was made in India.
5.He’s an old friend.
6.Amos sold his bicycle to a friend.  

ANSWER: A rolling stone gathers no moss.     

Monday’s Quizzler is…

There are five doors, one leads to the exit, the others lead to traps. They are in a line. The clues tell you which position the doors are in the line and where the door to freedom is. All the clues are true. Each door has a clue written on it. The clues read:
The blue door: This door is two spots away from the door to freedom.
The red door: This door is at the far right, and is two spots away from the blue door.
The purple door: This door is not next to the door to freedom.
The green door: This door is left of the blue door.
The orange door: This door is not next to the red or blue doors.
Which door leads to freedom?  

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES MS. ANDREA L. BANKS, MS. KIM HILLYARD AND SWEETJAZZ5! BRILLIANT JOB LADIES!  

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