Welcome, to Tuesday, March 2nd!  Today we take a hard look at Murphy’s Laws of Work…. A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the pants.
Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.
Never delay the ending of a meeting or the beginning of a cocktail hour.
When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
Machines that have broken down will work perfectly when the repairman arrives.
Once a job is fouled up, anything done to improve it makes it worse.
After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month
than you did before.
You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.
If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.  
Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Tuesday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!  
 
HATS OFF TO MR STEVE SCHICK! Our resident genius has solved all of Monday’s questions of the day! Great job Steve!  You are da man!     
  
Quotes of the Day  
 
“A man travels the world over in search of what he needs and returns home to find it.”- George Moore
 
“I love quotations because it is a joy to find thoughts one might have, beautifully expressed with much authority by someone recognized wiser than oneself.” – Marlene Dietrich
 
“It is dangerous for a national candidate to say things that people might remember.” – Eugene McCarthy

“PETA was outside the Westminster Kennel Club Dog Show last night protesting. They want the dogs to stop wearing fur.” -David Letterman
 
“People in L.A. don’t eat cereal, because they don’t like sugar because it’s bad for you. It’s OK to inject botulism into your face, but not to eat sugar!” -Craig Ferguson
 
“The weather in L.A. is unbelievable. Today I had to dig my car out from under 18 inches of sunshine.” -Jimmy Kimmel  

Joke of the Day*

After I bought my mother a compact-disc player and some CDs, she was excited to discover she no longer needed to rewind or fast-forward tapes or move the needle on her record player. Knowing she was not that technically astute, I called her a few days later to see how she was managing. “Fine. I listened to Shania Twain this morning,” she said.
“The whole CD?” I asked. “No,” she replied, “just one side.” 

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Monday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from???? ‘Did I catch a niner in there? Were ya callin from a walkie-talkie?’

Answer: Tommyboy. Tommy (Chris Farley) is trying to tell Richard (David Spade) that he tried to call his father before his flight came in. When Richard asks what number he dialed, Tommy replies with a random string of numbers. Richard responds with the quote.   

Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from????  ‘I’ve got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess with a bomb.’ ‘I didn’t threaten her with a bomb; I said, ‘It’s not like I have a bomb’.’ ‘You said bomb on an airplane.’ ‘What’s wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?’ ‘You can’t say bomb on an airplane!’ 

TODAY’S MOVIE TRIVIA MASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK!

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Monday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “Well woman the way they turn cold I wanna be keepin’ you warm I got the right temperature for shelter you from the storm Hold on, gal I got the right tactics to turn you on, and girl I…Wanna be the Papa…You can be the Mom….oh oh!” 

ANSWER: t. Sean Paul’s “Temperature” was a reggae hit from the album “The Trinity.” The single was released in March 2006.   

Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place…Even your Emotions had an echo in so much space…”  

TODAY’S CRAZY DEFINTIONS MASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES TO MR. STEVE SCHICK!

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Monday’s Quizzler is..

There are five doors, one leads to the exit, the others lead to traps. They are in a line. The clues tell you which position the doors are in the line and where the door to freedom is. All the clues are true. Each door has a clue written on it. The clues read:
The blue door: This door is two spots away from the door to freedom.
The red door: This door is at the far right, and is two spots away from the blue door.
The purple door: This door is not next to the door to freedom.
The green door: This door is left of the blue door.
The orange door: This door is not next to the red or blue doors.
Which door leads to freedom?  

ANSWER: The orange door leads to freedom.      

Tuesday’s Quizzler is…

In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word is a series of letter groupings. Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.

Example:

Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep

Answer:

Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE

1. Trade: wtq rrt sas jfk llf ijy ces
2. Atmosphere: wre aue bca tmn hij ekl brt
3. Rains: das ceb aou sei obn nmc
4. Desert: wqb fav brn myr ere nlk 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES MR. STEVE SCHICK, AND SWEETJAZZ5! BRILLIANT JOB PEOPLE!  

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