Welcome, to Wednesday, March 3rd! I must say that an old man I used to kid all of the time always told me to keep on living and one day I would understand what life is all about! I just gotta say that the older you get your mortality educates you on the all of the facts of life and you truly begin to understand the aging process. Thing don’t work the way they used to, but if you understand the process, life simply becomes much easier to live.  As the old man used to say “Just Keep on living!”  Hey I’m just saying. Have a great Wednesday, people and whatever you do, don’t forget to laff it up! Peace I am outta here!   
   
Quotes of the Day  

“The weather in L.A. is unbelievable. Today I had to dig my car out from under 18 inches of sunshine.” – Jimmy Kimmel

“The U.S. Mint has announced they’re redesigning the penny. It’s going to have Abraham Lincoln on the front and a shield on the back. Lincoln is probably thinking, “Sure, now you give me a shield.” – Craig Ferguson

“I could dance with you until the cows come home. On second thought I’d rather dance with the cows until you come home.” – Groucho Marx   

Joke of the Day* 

** Defining Different Heights **

** Height of Isolation: Two people sitting side by side using e-mails to communicate with each other.

** Height of Cowardice: Two persons fighting through e-mails.

** Height of Helplessness: Receiving no e-mails for a week.

** Height of Frustration: The email server being down.

** Height of Carelessness: Writing a love mail and doing a ‘Send All.’

** Height of Achievement: A person sending email to a girl wanting to become friends & getting a reply.

** Height of Timepass: A person sending email to himself.

** Height of Expectation: Sending Indian cricket team an e-mail, wishing them to win a match.

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Tuesday’s Movie Trivia of the day! ‘How much movie trivia can you answer? What movie is this quote from????  ‘I’ve got a plane full of people saying you threatened that stewardess with a bomb.’ ‘I didn’t threaten her with a bomb; I said, ‘It’s not like I have a bomb’.’ ‘You said bomb on an airplane.’ ‘What’s wrong with saying bomb on an airplane?’ ‘You can’t say bomb on an airplane!’

Answer: Meet the Parents.    

Wednesday’s Movie Trivia of the day!  What movie is this quote from???? ‘Quiz time: Got your glasses on?’ ‘What?’ ‘It means you don’t know who your friends are.’ 

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Tuesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006, try and identify which song or which artist.”  “I remember when, I remember, I remember when I lost my mind There was something so pleasant about that place…Even your Emotions had an echo in so much space…”  

ANSWER: “Crazy” – Gnarls Barkley. Cee-Lo Green formed Gnarls Barkley and released the smashing single “Crazy” on their album, “St. Elsewhere.” The song became a hot song in the download market in 2006.  

Wednesday’s Crazy definitions, This quiz features popular songs from 2006 try and identify which song or which artist.” “Honey why you calling me so late? It’s kinda hard to talk right now. Honey why are you crying? Is everything okay? I gotta whisper ’cause I can’t be too loud Well, my girl’s in the next room Sometimes I wish she was you I guess we never really moved on It’s really good to hear your voice say my name It sounds so sweet…”  

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Tuesday’s Quizzler is..

In this teaser, I have given you 4 words. Beside each word is a series of letter groupings. Your task is to find the answer to the word on the left by choosing one letter from each of the letter groups to the right of each clue.
Example:
Statuette: fro evi gse rpu lor nai ngd rep
Answer:
Fgo evI Gse rpU loR naI Ngd rEp = FIGURINE
1. Trade: wtq rrt sas jfk llf ijy ces
2. Atmosphere: wre aue bca tmn hij ekl brt
3. Rains: das ceb aou sei obn nmc
4. Desert: wqb fav brn myr ere nlk   

ANSWER: 1. Trade: TRAFFIC, 2. Atmosphere: WEATHER, 3. Rains: SEASON
4. Desert: BARREN

 Wednesday’s Quizzler is…

Welcome to Crazy Cooking Catastrophes.
Today our host has decided to mix up an Antipasto Creature Feature…
Please follow these instructions carefully to unscramble [pun totally intended] the answer.

Cooking Tips:
Words like add, combine, stir in, sprinkle, garnish etc mean to add those letters to the mix.
Words like remove, drain, none left over, give, etc. mean to remove those letters from the mix.

In a bowl, combine one cup of MARMALADE with one tablespoon of OIL.
Kick MAE out of the kitchen [she’s dangerous with a whisk] then whip until frothy.

What creature will be in the bowl? 

TODAY’S QUIZZMASTER OF THE DAY AWARD GOES MS. ANDREA L. BANKS! WAY 2GO BANKS!  

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